TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 2019
Trump’s 728th Day In Office

At Least Trump’s Golf Courses Are Still Open

This week, everybody who thinks Chuck Schumer, and those Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate forced our Government Shutdown last week so The Liberal Propaganda Media Establishment could blame Trump and the Republicans during the Pelosi-Schumer Government Shutdown, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz who says every one of those Obama Supporters at the Cincinnati IRS Office who broke all those laws targeting Conservatives to help get Obama re-elected in 2012, are now getting exactly what they deserve.

Ferrell wins an “I’m Essential” Button, so he won’t ever get furloughed; an autographed photograph of TEA Party Republican Senator Ted Cruz, a list of sure-fire laugh lines to use at a roast for a fellow employee’s going away party, and a free Obamphone along with his free ObamaCare Health Policy. His winning limerick is:

The best part of shutting the government down
And turning DC into a ghost town
Would be to find folks non-essential
With no future potential
And not pay them to just hang around.

Perturbed In Park Hills says
The best part of shutting the government down
Was watching the IRS protest downtown.
Do those vagrants really get a regular check,
Or were they more of Soros’ professional dreck?
I’ve seen better theater from Bozo the Clown!

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked):
The best part of shutting the government down
Was remembering when Obama put on his crown
He gave speeches and rants
Like the King with no pants
And turned out to be just an ass clown.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“The reason we have no civility.”