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Special “Monday Message” E-dition

— Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —

TODAY IS
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2019
Trump’s 969th Day In Office

This weekend, After That Totally False New York Slimes’ SMEAR STORY Attacking Associate Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh And Gang-Banging By Dishonest D-RAT 2020 Candidates, Is It Any Wonder The Trumpster Is Now Calling For The Resignation Of Everybody At The New York Slimes Involved In The Kavanaugh SMEAR STORY?  

That’s Why If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, Our Encore E-dition Of The Blower’s Monday Message For The Same Date In 2018 Might Look Something Like This:

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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

Senate Republicans Seek To Delay Kavanaugh Vote Until Accuser Properly Smeared

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the release of a letter implicating the Supreme Court nominee in a sexual assault, Senate Republicans told reporters Monday that they would seek to delay a vote on Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation until his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, was properly smeared. “Given the significance of this vote and the accusations at hand, it’s of the utmost…

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Koch Brothers Furious Kavanaugh Never Disclosed That Nation Might Care About Sexual Abuse

Kavanaugh Surprised Senate Not Questioning Fact He Never Went To Law School

Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’Similar Stories Appeared In Other Well-Know On Line PublicationsIs Dianne Feinstein the Most Corrupt Senator in the United States?

Kavanaugh Accuser Secret ‘Revenge’ ExposedMonica Lewinsky Just Weighed In
on Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Accuser

(Woman who knows what it means to be at the center of a
political firestorm shares thoughts — see what she had to say …)

And There Were Actual Stories With These Satirical-Looking Headlines

BREAKING NEWS: Christine Ford’s PARENTS Were Defendants in a 1996 Foreclosure Case, Guess Whose Mom Was The Judge?

And This Twitter Looked Like Satire, Too

Meanwhile, Whistleblower Archivists Were Putting Together Reaction On The Internet

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because during the next 50 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 605 And There Are Now Only 777 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.