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TUESDAY, JULY 18, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Big Story —
Our Constipated Congress
The Most Unproductive In 164 Years
What a bunch of flaming, useless cowards the Republican Establishment has turned out to be. Here we are well into July, well into the first year of Donald Trump’s presidency, and nearly halfway through (when you count all those sweet congressional breaks) the most golden opportunity the Republican Party could ever ask for, and these feckless crybabies are completely blowing it.
And Disingenuous DemocRATS Have Been Obstructing Every Step Of The Way
No Wonder President Trump Says: “Let ObamaCare Fail, I’m Not Going To Own It!”
And What A Surprise, Ohio Senator Rob Portman Lied To Ohio Voters AGAIN
Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski says last year when he unequivocally said that he would vote to repeal ObamaCare. Now he has the chance to do it and instead he says he will not because he wants to permanently make you pay to insure the 720,000 able bodied people Governor John Kasich put on Medicaid Expansion in Ohio – against your wishes. (Click here for story) He didn’t say that last year, did he? Would he have gotten your vote if he did? Repeal of Obamacare was THE issue in last year’s election and Rob Portman looked you in the face and lied to you.
— Tonight’s News From The Swamp —
Swampland’s Ten Commandments
American Greatness says the Trump family is no doubt canny about the dog-eat-dog landscapes of the Manhattan real estate lagoon. But when the Trumps arrived in Washington, as political novices they entered an entirely new swampland, with which so far they remain unfamiliar. Their transition down the coastal corridor is sort of like leaving a Florida bog of alligators and water moccasins and thereby assuming one is de facto prepared to enter the far deadlier Amazon jungle of caimans, piranhas, and Bushmasters.
Here, Then, Are Some Beltway Swamp Rules:
— Whistleblower War On Fake News —
NRA Goes After Washington Post “Journalism Dies at the WaPo”
CNN Investigates Russian Salad Dressing
— Tonight’s Really Stupid DemocRAT—
Dem Rep Wants to Build Another Statute of Liberty on Mexico Border Instead of Wall
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Caption Contest —
Artis Conception Shows Us The Hamilton County Courthouse Following Today’s Announcement Of Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ “No Third Trial For Tensing” Decision.
E-mail Your Caption Today
— Tonight’s Report From The Babylon Bee —
Report: President Trump’s Self-Approval Rating At All-Time High
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new poll taken in which the sole demographic was Donald Trump found that his self-approval rating has continued to skyrocket at incredible rate. (MORE)
— Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion —
Leftover Bugles Still Stuck To Trump’s Fingers During Bill Signing
— Tonight’s Ben Garrison Feature —
”Trump “Made in America”
‘All hat and no cattle’ is an old expression often applied to someone who is full of hot air. Such a person may loudly brag (big hat), but lacks accomplishments (cattle) to back up the braggadocio. In the case of president Trump, he was given a gift of a custom-made cowboy hat called “El Presidente.” The hat fits and he’s wearing it because he has already accomplished a great deal only six months into his administration.
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Second 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Monday Is Day Number 192. There Are Now Only 1,203 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
