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Official “National Voter Registration Day” E-dition

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TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2020
TRUMP’S 1342nd DAY IN OFFICE
AND YES, VIRGINIA—THERE IS D-RAT VOTER FRAUD
Yesterday  Was Voter Registration Day, Everybody!
Hurley the Historian says in 2008, six million Americans didn’t vote because they missed a registration deadline or didn’t know how to register. So in 2020, a bunch of do-gooders with too much time on their hands wanted to make sure no one is left out.

That’s why yesterday, September 22, volunteers, celebrities, and organizations from all over the country were supposedly be “hitting the streets” for National Voter Registration Day. This single day of coordinated field, technology, and media efforts would presumably create pervasive awareness of voter registration opportunities–allowing the do-gooders to reach tens of thousands of voters whom they couldn’t reach otherwise.

This Feel Good Pseudo Event was scheduled for a week before what will surely be the most-watched Presidential Debate in History next Tuesday, so most people should be aware of the November Elections in now only 41 more days. 

This Feel Good Pseudo Event of coordinated field, technology, and media efforts will presumably create pervasive awareness of voter registration opportunities–allowing the do-gooders to reach tens of thousands of voters whom they couldn’t reach otherwise.

 Third, if your friend is a Republican, make sure you tell him to register at his local Board of Elections.

 

Fourth, if you even suspect your friend could in any way possibly be a D-RAT, DO NOT TELL HIM TO REGISTER TO VOTE.

That son-of-a-bitch is obviously irresponsible and he’s patently too freaking stupid to be allowed anywhere near a voting booth.

Meanwhile, The Blower, as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, is asking all our persons of consequence to do a couple of things.

 

image014First, take a moment to check over your own voter registration here.  You can’t vote if you’re not registered.

image014Second, use the same voter registration here link to find out if your friends are registered to vote. Type in your friend’s First Name, Last Name, County, and hit “Search.”  It doesn’t get any easier than that.

image014Third, if your friend is a Republican, make sure you tell him to register at his local Board of Elections.

image014Fourth, if you even suspect your friend could in any way possibly be a Disingenuous D-RAT, DO NOT TELL HIM TO REGISTER TO VOTE.  That son of a bitch is obviously irresponsible and he’s patently too freaking stupid to be allowed anywhere near a voting booth.

This is your Official “National Voter Registration Day” Notice.
Any other “National Voter Registration Day you may see anywhere else is obviously fake.image007image008