TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 21, 2020
AND WE’RE NOT WATCHING THE D-RATS’ IDIOTIC IMPEACHMENT TRIAL
On Trump’s 1,096th Day In Office
Instead, We’re Featuring The Blower’s Award-Winning Coverage Of Trump’s Inauguration
This Afternoon At The Conservative Agenda, Hurley The Historian Was Trying To Ignore The Liberal Propaganda Media’s Trump Trashing After The Trumpster’s Inauguration The Blower Had Reported In Its Earlier Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-dition.
Meanwhile, Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception recalled Obama’s Inauguration in 2009, when the Liberal Propaganda Media Were Orchestrating Their “Coronation.”
— Special “Obama— the Next Day” E-dition —
Long Live the King
After bloviating the greatest inaugural speech in history (that Kneepad Liberals in the Press had declared days before it was even given), many Americans were amazed to awake this morning to find the lame couldn’t walk, the blind couldn’t see, the Federal Budget wasn’t balanced, the economy hadn’t been revived, the real estate problem hadn’t been solved, autoworkers were still losing their jobs, we’d failed to solve our gas/alternative energy problems, fires and mudslides would still plague California, hurricanes and tornadoes had not been banned, identity theft had not been stopped, global warming had not been reversed, Osama was still on the loose, Israelis and Palestinians were not living harmoniously side-by-side, corruption still existed in our government, and all of the world was not living at Peace. Worse than that, Tom and Rose were just beginning to wonder when MoveOn.Org would be reimbursing them for all that money they’d advanced for their big Inaugural Bash at the Camargo Country Club to celebrate the “historic” Coronation of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadj, Doctor Barrack Hussein Obama Dada.
But then a child, much like the little boy in Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale about the “Emperor’s New Clothes,” said, “How come all these things didn’t happen? Those things were only a small part of the Messiah’s 510 campaign promises.” You can no longer check them out on the Obameter.
OBAMA’S CAMPAIGN PROMISES HOT LINE
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