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Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP TEN CONSERVATIVE VIDEOS —
Tucker Carlson Unloads on America’s Deeply Corrupt Institutions and Trump Wiretapping

Mark Steyn: Dem Rhetoric Makes Politics Impossible


Obama Criticizes Republicans For Trying To Repeal Obamacare


Kim Jong-Un Responds To Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ Nickname

Hillary Clinton Claims She’s The ‘Paula Revere’ Of The Russia Scandal

Chuck Schumer – Not a Fan of “Rocket Man” Insult

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s Unhinged Outtakes for Eight Crazy Minutes

Morgan Freeman Goes Full Libtard

Maxine Waters Pushes Trump Impeachment — During Eulogy!

He Messed With The Wrong Person


— TONIGHT’S TOP THREE CONSERVATIVE POSTERS —

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM BIG HAIRY NEWS —

Looking for Tonight’s Big Story

Hurricane Maria has made a direct hit on Puerto Rico and reports say the island is being ‘utterly obiterated,’ prompting fears of heavy casualties.

Sorry, we’ve had enough hurricane news lately. Next.

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Hundreds Dead In Massive Mexican Earthquake

Hey, it’s Mexico. Next.

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Apocalypse This Saturday

A noted Christian numerologist has joined a number of religious and secular prophets, astrologists, psychics, and clairvoyants in predicting the world will suffer a cataclysmic apocalypse ending life as we know it on Saturday.

*YAWN* Next story.

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Pentagon: North Korea Preparing Pre-emptive Strike on U.S.

An anonymous Pentagon insider says Kim Jong-un is preparing a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Washington DC with the belief it will decapitate the U.S. government and its ability to wage war. 

Sounds like as good a target as any. Next.

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 WORLD REELS AS KIM KARDASHIAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

The shocking news that Kim Kardashian was taken to a New York hospital has brought the world community together in an unprecedented outpouring of good wishes and prayer.

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TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE

 

It’s Time For Hillary To Exit Stage Left

The DemocRATS have been successful in getting the country to focus on statues instead of less important things like North Korea’s nuclear ambition, an improving economy, and a stock market boom. Gone are the two hurricanes in 2017 that bolstered the global warming freak-out (even though it had been a record 12 years since a major hurricane hit the US).

But now Hillary’s pulling the proverbial bandaid off the Democrats’ wound of a 2016 election over and over and over, as if doing a remake of Groundhog Day as a disaster movie. (MORE)

 

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— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —

Inclusivity Win: State Of California To Make All Prisons Gender-Neutral  

The state of California continues to lead the brave charge for gender neutrality and inclusivity! Governor Jerry Brown just announced that all state prisons will become gender neutral, and the current prison populations which are segregated by the harmful, binary, socially constructed gender conspiracy will be combined, beginning January first of next year. (MORE) 

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— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —

Climatologists Say Humanity’s Best Hope Is Hurricanes Spinning In Different Directions And Canceling Each Other Out

SILVER SPRING, MD—Warning that the planet would continue to experience progressively more destructive storms caused by climate change, a group of the nation’s leading climatologists said Wednesday that humanity’s best hope now is for hurricanes spinning in opposite directions to cancel each other out. “At this point, we believe that the last, best hope for the human race is for two hurricanes whirling in opposite directions at exactly the same speed to neutralize each other,” said National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration researcher Justin Rhee, adding that if one hurricane spinning clockwise and another spinning counterclockwise collided in the Gulf of Mexico, they could theoretically nullify each other and result in calm, clear skies. “According to our research, the mutual destruction of two mirror-image Category 5 storms with winds of 170 mph is really our only hope. Failing that, we’d have to pray that two hurricanes spinning in the same direction would actually unite and begin spinning so fast that they fly off the earth entirely.” Rhee went on to say that unfortunately, it is not outside the realm of possibility for two hurricanes to double their magnitude by stacking on top of each other, or for one hurricane to hurl the other a thousand miles inland to wreak havoc on the Midwest.

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

 

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