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THURSDAY, APRIL 26, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Story —
Just a Reminder
TONIGHT at 11:59 PM is your final chance to enter to win to be the President’s VIP guest at his upcoming rally in Michigan.
Don’t worry – they’ll take care of getting you and a friend to Michigan and putting you up at a hotel, and they’ll even make sure you get a picture with the President…
…You’ll just have to decide who to bring along for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
VIDEO GMA Hosts Plead for NFL Team to Sign Kaepernick
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
With Only 12 More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Election, When Sherrod Brown calls for “Medicare for all” and “free” community college, he is really calling for higher taxes on Ohio families.
And Remember…
We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine. Award Winning Photo Illustration Artis Conception shows us DeWhine on “Secretary’s Day” when he was a U.S. Senator in Washington. Doesn’t anybody but The Blower remember the Jessica Cutler scandal? 
— Anderson Redskin Rebellion —
The Blower, which has always uncovered scandals at the Forest Hills School District, has uncovered another outrage that we hope will anger every parent and over-taxed payer in the district. This offense involves getting rid of a football coach for inappropriate behavior with students.
We don’t have enough space for that story tonight. Maybe we can squeeze in a special report tomorrow.
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
Iran Threatens U.S. Ships
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Trump, Kanye Release Cover Version Of ‘A Whole New World’ Duet
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Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 461. There Are Now Only 921 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.
