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TODAY IS
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2018
Trump’s 605th Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s Monday Message Might Look Something Like This:
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Exclusive Report: Kavanaugh May Have Cheated While Playing ‘The Floor Is Lava’ As A Child
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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
Senate Republicans Seek To Delay Kavanaugh Vote Until Accuser Properly Smeared
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the release of a letter implicating the Supreme Court nominee in a sexual assault, Senate Republicans told reporters Monday that they would seek to delay a vote on Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation until his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, was properly smeared. “Given the significance of this vote and the accusations at hand, it’s of the utmost…
Koch Brothers Furious Kavanaugh Never Disclosed That Nation Might Care About Sexual Abuse
Kavanaugh Surprised Senate Not Questioning Fact He Never Went To Law School
Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’Similar Stories Appeared In Other Well-Know On Line Publications
Is Dianne Feinstein the Most Corrupt Senator in the United States?
Kavanaugh Accuser Secret ‘Revenge’ Exposed
Monica Lewinsky Just Weighed In
on Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Accuser
(Woman who knows what it means to be at the center of a
political firestorm shares thoughts — see what she had to say …)
And There Were Actual Stories With These Satirical-Looking Headlines
BREAKING NEWS: Christine Ford’s PARENTS Were Defendants in a 1996 Foreclosure Case, Guess Whose Mom Was The Judge?
And This Twitter Looked Like Satire, Too
Meanwhile, Whistleblower Archivists Were Putting Together Reaction On The Internet
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because during the next 50 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 605 And There Are Now Only 777 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
