THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 2017
Tonight’s Top Real Fake News Story
McDonald’s Corporate Twitter Account Calls Trump “Disgusting Excuse Of A President”

This morning, the McDonald’s corporate Twitter account (@McDonaldsCorp) was hacked to publish a tweet calling Donald Trump “a disgusting excuse for a president” and chided the president for allegedly having “tiny hands.” It also called out Barack Obama, saying that “we would love to have” him back in office.

Despite Deleting The Tweet Relatively Swiftly, Its Rapid Reach Sparked A Quick Outcry Among Trump Supporters, With Some Calling To #BoycottMcDonalds:

McDonald’s Said All The Usual Suspects Were Being Rounded Up

Does This Mean Air Force One Will No Longer Be Serving Big Macs and Fries?

Maybe McDonald’s Should Run This Old Donald Trump + Grimace Commerical.

Tonight’s Ben Garrison Illustration
A Fool And Her Credibility Are Soon Parted

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s First 100 Days To Make America Great. Today Is Day Number Thirty-Three (Beginning On His First Full Day In Office On January 23, 2017). There Are 67 More To Go.