MONDAY, JULY 31, 2017
What’s In A Nickname?
Sunday, complaints came pouring in instantly after the Cincinnati Police Department sent out this alert on Johntel “Black” Cooper that featured the felon’s “Nickname.”

— WANTED —

 NAME: Johntel “Black” Cooper
D.O.B: 07/25/1993
SEX: Male
RACE: Black
HEIGHT: 5’09”
WEIGHT: 215
HAIR: Black
EYES: Brown
LAST KNOWN ADDRESS: 1305 Walnut St. C/O 45202

WANTED FOR FELONIOUS ASSAULT – WARRANT # 17CRA20544
BELIEVED TO BE ARMED – If seen, do not approach, call 911. 

Anyone with information about this crime or suspects is asked to call CRIMESTOPPERS at 513.352.3040, or submit an online tip at TIP411.com.  Callers may remain anonymous and may receive compensation for their information. 

The NAALCP (National Association For The Advancement Of Liberal Colored People) immediately called out the cops for using Johntel’s Nickname and identifying his Race. “Why do the police publish so many wanted posters with Black people’s pictures on them?”

Black Lies Matter hastily organized a protest for the local news media outside Da Racist Police Headquarters downtown.

Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston said, “I’m sure Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters is behind all this.”

And Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley said, “I sure hope the schwartzes don’t blame me for this, too.”

Meanwhile, former FOP Guy Keith Fangman said, “At least they didn’t use the ‘N Word.’ ”