Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Ryan Says Boehner’s Budget Process “Stinks,” But The Deal Is Still Expected To Pass
At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how glad Conservatives will be to see Boehner gone, especially after hearing about Boehner’s surrender on a two-year budget deal aimed at averting a debt crisis and shuttering the government.
“We’re under new management, we’re not going to do business like this,” said Boehner’s Replacement-in-Waiting Paul Ryan. “As a conference, we should have been meeting months ago to develop a strategy on this.”
Kane explained: Boehner leaves town with one more kick in the groin of Republicans. Having negotiated quietly for weeks with the Muslim Representative from Minnesota Mr. Ellison, weirdo DemocRAT leaders Reid and Pelosi, yesterday he sprung their Obama-dictated agreement on the Republicans less than 24 hours before bringing it to the floor. This is the way the Boehner/McConnell cartel has operated since patriotic over-taxed payers gave the GOP control of Congress.
Not one of the 11 Appropriations bills had passed the Congress by the October 1 fiscal deadline. This forced Conservatives to vote for whatever the misleaders Obama/Boehner/McConnell come up with or be accused of “trying to shut down the government.” No wonder Senator Cruz can’t stand them! Cruz is too much of a leader to sit back and quietly/blindly follow their destruction of our republic.
There is simply no excuse for such deliberate screw ups. Spending five and six weeks at a time in recess allowed the two non-leaders to finish another session without accomplishing any of the things they promised they would do if given the majority.
Boehner once again has chosen to accept Obama’s demands, work with the Disingenuous DemocRATS to draft them into law and then spring them to the floor without as much as cursory “what do you think” to the Republicans.
As even Paul Ryan said, “this process stinks.” Well, with one of the stinkers out the door, Republicans across the country can say, “that’s a start!”
Local Elections Are Less Than A Week Away And…
WHISTLEBLOWER 2015 FALL INTERNS JOSIE, ZACK, BRYAN, AND MITCHELL say 24 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Issue # 74 published on October 29, 1991 included the Top Ten Reasons to stay home on Election Day. See how the more things change, the more they change the same. To See that entire Edition, CLICK HERE.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on tomorrow’s date in 1929 the Stock Market crashed, and Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes reminds readers in case they haven’t figured it out, the Obama Recession won’t be over till it’s over.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Ronald Reagan’s, “Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Obama himself, who, only one week after praising Black Lives Matter, Obama tells Police “I will do everything to make sure your work is appreciated.”
OUR ASTUTE POLITICAL ANALYST says Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s City Manager “Baltimore Harry” Black will be using a phony baloney Survey Monkey survey to help deflect blame for choosing the City’s next Affirmative Action Police Chief. It’s easy to take part in it. Just click HERE!
FREE CHOW FOR VETERANS: Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans can pig out on pork loin at the Anderson Center at 5 PM on Veterans Day. Seating is limited, so call 688-8421 to reserve your spot.
OUR SOREHEAD IN THE SUBURBS says Tax Hikers in the Northwest Local School District (wherever the hell that is) have a $76 Bond Issue and Tax Levy Scam on the November Ballot. Last May they wanted around $84 million. The Blower wonders how much lower the price will go next time, if they lose again.
DISGUISED DEMOCRATS PRETENDING TO “INDEPENDENTS” appear to be a problem again during the 2015 Elections, especially in Anderson Township. But The Blower remembers last year when Veterinarian Doctor John Piehowicz said, “Please add me to your e-mail list. When I was campaigning for Anderson Township Trustee last year (in 2013), you left me relatively alone and now I know why. I am more Conservative (even though I am a DemocRAT) than Josh Gerth or Andy Pappas. I guess that where I grew up there were two types of DemocRATS- Conservative and Moderates. All you had to do is see my anti-levy signs placed (provided courtesy of Scott Doyle) to realize that, even though I am married to a public school teacher, I would not blindly support any school levy nor tax increase. I wonder if Gerth’s support for the levy was a response to Anne Zimmerman’s support for his campaign. Remember her daughter was a school board member. Plus, one must wonder why over-taxed payers spent tens of thousands of dollars on landscaping in front of Zimmerman’s building on Five Mile and allowed her big sign when no-one else is allowed a sign like that. Pay-to-play is alive and well in Anderson. Maybe Gerth is more of a DemocRAT than I am.”
WENSTRUP’S WORLD: Last Saturday, members of Team Wenstrup went door-to-door to make their case for the future of America by telling voters why it would be really important to support Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Same-Sex Marriage” Portman in the 2016 Elections in only 377 more days.
MEANWHILE IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo says Republican Matt Bevin is campaigning in a tough race for Kentucky Governor in only six days. Wouldn’t that have been a more effective place to campaign last weekend?
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKE WATCHER liked when David Letterman said, “I love Halloween. You open the door, and there are strangers in masks. Good idea.”
Except Saturday night in Fort Mitchell at Miss Vicki Annual Halloween Party, where The Blower is sponsoring a “Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest” again this year. Word is neither Crazy Deters nor the infamous Nichole Howl has been invited. That’s really a shame, because according to Whistleblower’s Halloween Video put together from those guys at “Not the Fishwrap,” they already have great costumes. [SEE THAT VIDEO HERE
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher about the most important things we could learn from this year’s elections. “We can’t stress too often,” Kane explained, that Voters need to find out how much those Humongous Tax Hike Scams are really costing them, and if any part of that Northwest Local School District is in Hamilton County, this could be quite helpful for those property owners. “Say what you will about our Double-Dipping DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor (and we will), but before anybody votes for or against a tax increase, that person should always check out the Auditor’s Web Site Here (http://www.hamiltoncountyauditor.org/), Click on the “Property Search” box on the left near the top, Click on “Owner” or “Street Address” to find your property, Click on “Levy Info” and you’ll see how much This Tax Increase will cost you EACH YEAR for the next 32.5 years. Then go to your Summary Page and Click on “Taxes Paid” to see the amount of School Taxes YOU ARE ALREADY PAYING, SUCKERS!”
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