TODAY IS
THURSDAY, JANUARY 09, 2020
BEST IMPROPER IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,084th Day In Office
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Last week, our respected political scientists who measure the effectiveness of Conservative political activity finally issued their long-awaited report about why Republicans actually won the 2016 Presidential Election and provided some insight into President Trump’s efforts to make America Great Again with only 664 more days until his re-election in 2020. —The Conservative Accountability Project (CAP)
At least they figured out Romney was right about that 47% who would never vote for him, no matter what. Those people are still dependent upon government. They believe they’re victims. They believe the government has a responsibility to care for them. They believe they’re entitled to free health care, food, free housing, and all the other free stuff they could get their hands on, including ObamaPhones. These people pay no income tax. —Conservative Pundits On TV
Do you think they’re talking about us? — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President In History In The White House—Twice, And Planned To Give Obama A Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, And Get All Of Their Local “Fake News” From Our Trump-Haters In The Press, Like The Ones At The Fishwrap, And On Channel 5, 9, 12, And 19
Did the Clermont Cronies see that we set up an organization to get millions from Obamaphones? —“Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Ex-Campaign Manager Barry Bennett, Who Was Also Republican Presidential Candidate Dr. Ben Carson’s Ex-Campaign Manager, Until He Got Fired
We believe government should just be eliminated so people can help themselves to what other people have, and if Republicans would only incorporate a little more of that kind of selfishness into their message, the GOP might possibly know what to do after they win a national election sometime in the future. —The Free Grain Party
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Free Grain Party. —John Barleycorn
Don’t tell anybody, but another government shutdown is always possible, and just think, we’ll get to blame Republicans in Congress one more time! —Disingenuous DemocRATS
This week in 1870, the first recorded use of a donkey to represent the DemocRAT Party appeared in Harper’s Weekly, drawn by political illustrator Thomas Nast (the Father of the American Political Cartoons), and DemocRATS have been making asses out of themselves ever since. —Hurley the Historian
We should all remember when Abraham Lincoln said, “Thomas Nast has been our best recruiting sergeant” and General Ulysses S. Grant said, [Thomas Nast] “did as much as any one man to preserve the Union and bring the war to an end.” —Whistleblower Presidential Biographer Dorian Grady
Thomas Nast drew political cartoons. He was known for his powerful quotes. There were not many quotes in his cartoons, because they were about the picture and the political statements. It’s where the word “Nasty” came from. —Your Quote for Today Committee
A lot of times, I don’t need to use quotes, either (like in the one below). —Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception
“Miss me yet?” —Marvin Lewis Obama, Who Ran The Bungals Just Like Obama’s Ran The Country The Country For The Eight Years
More Thomas Nast Political Cartoons
— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer—
Sometimes The Blower makes fun of moochers to show that always begging for free stuff is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Registered D-RAT.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially DemocRAT Socialists and Trump-Haters.”