TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 06, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WAS HAMILTON COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY CHAIRMAN ALEX TRIANTAFILOU REALLY ELECTED THE NEW OHIO GOP CHAIRMAN PROMISING TO DO FOR OHIO WHAT HE DID FOR HAMILTON COUNTY

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

One More 2022 Year-End Review

This week, everybody who thought all those year-end-review columns were just a big waste of time, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Larry Listmaker, who says the biggest problem with The Blower is that it can make the truth sound like a lie and something they just made up sound like the truth, and you’re never quite sure which is which. Larry wins a “We Don’t Need No Stinking Facts Checked” T-shirt, tickets to the Proofreaders Hall of Fame, and a date with the news bimbo of his choice to the Copy Editors Ball. His winning limerick is:

The biggest story we found last year
Will have you crying in your beer
‘Cause between you and me
What you got from DC
Was just another big kick in the rear.

MORE AWARD WINNING PROSE AND POETRY LATER