OUR UNKNOWN CANDIDATE SAYS THERE ARE NOW ONLY 102 MORE DAYS TILL THIS YEAR’S SCHOOL BOARD ELECTIONS.

TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JULY 23, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

Last week, was The Blower Really offering Free Weekly Guest Columns To Real Conservative School Board Candidates? You Bet! As the exclusive source of any meaningful Forest Hills School Board News, our readers have always known to expect nothing less.

The only problem is… we’re still waiting for a response.

What did these Candidates want….for us to write their guest columns for them?

They even turned down guest columns written by former school board members.

Word is these Unknown Candidates were scheduled to be introduced at Tuesday night’s Eastside RINO Club Meeting. But we still haven’t seen anything official showing us who they are.

As soon as there’s anything of substance to report, we could play it up big. But maybe we shouldn’t be holding our breath.

But while we’re waiting…since all of our local woke school districts’ problems are pretty much the same these days, we’ll be checking in with the folks at the Wokely School District in our very own satirical Patronage County.

WARNING: FHSD STUDENTS MAY NOT BE PERMITTED TO READ THIS E-DITION