SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2016

Just Say No To Talking Points

The Blower remembers last year when Harvard University distributed these placemats in the dining halls to provide a framework for indoctrinated students to engage in conversations with peers and family members as they returned home for the winter break.

They eventually had to apologize for them, but this notion of Progressives offering “talking points” to fellow travelers to use at family get-togethers has apparently become A Thing.

Debra from Anderson also remembers last year in the weeks leading up to Thanksgiving, there was a whole gaggle of tips about how to disarm your relative who liked Donald Trump or who generally took a view on the world somewhere to the right of yours. Dumbed-down Dems were urged to take cheat sheets to the dinner table, or write the information on their sweaty little palms, or whatever. Talking heads cheerfully joined the party, behaving as though sharing DemocRAT talking points was a long-held holiday tradition, like calling the Butterball hot line.

Even up until last year, most libs portrayed the typical American Thanksgiving as a dicey occasion, universally (except in their homes) marked with at least one drunk relative and a brawl, giving us rubes helpful hints on how to get through Thanksgiving alive or at least not incarcerated.  But just as the Obama  urged engaged couples to ask for donations to his campaign in lieu of gifts, we are now urged to spend holidays gushing over liberal policy. “Never let a good celebration go to waste” was the new directive.

So now, with Christmas Eve less than a week away, and with Trump Derangement Syndrome afflicting all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

Somebody needs to come up with a new Holiday Talking Points Placemat to help Liberals turn Christmas dinner into a political debate about the Electoral College and attempting to justify disrupting Donald Trump’s Inauguration in only 33 more days, when the Trumpster can finally begin to undo all the damage Obama has done to America during the past eight years. 

So if you spend Christmas bemoaning how much remains to achieve so-called “Social Justice,” have at it, Buttercups. If you spend Christmas making fun of your fellow countrymen for taking such joy in the pleasure of each others’ company, go right ahead.  The rest of us will be over here, celebrating for all we’re worth, singing carols, saying grace, maybe even going to church…not thinking of you at all.

Merry CHRISTmas From Our Family To Yours!