FRIDAY, JANUARY 26, 2018

At Least Trump’s Golf Courses Stayed Open

This week, everybody who thinks Chuck Schumer and those Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate failed when they forced our Government Shutdown last week so The Liberal Propaganda Media Establishment could blame Trump and the Republicans as the Liberals Officially Kicked to their 2018 Win Back The House and Senate Campaign, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest during Schumer’s Stupid Shutdown last weekend.

The winner is Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz who says every one of those Obama Supporters at the Cincinnati IRS Office who broke all those laws targeting Conservatives to help get Obama re-elected in 2012, are now getting exactly what they deserve.

Ferrell wins an “I’m Essential” Button, so he won’t ever get furloughed; an autographed photograph of TEA Party Republican Senator Ted Cruz, a list of sure-fire laugh lines to use at a roast for a fellow employee’s going away party, and a free Obamphone along with his free ObamaCare Health Policy. His winning limerick is:

The best part of shutting the government down
And turning DC into a ghost town
Would be to find folks non-essential
With no future potential
And not pay them to just hang around.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked):
The best part of shutting the government down
Was remembering when Obama put on his crown
He gave speeches and rants
Like the King with no pants
And turned out to be just an ass clown.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“At our Groundhog’s Day party this year.”