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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE —
You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop in the Twilight Zone is This Morning’s House Judiciary Hearing.Trey Gowdy Goes Off On Rod Rosenstein At Hearing

Fiery Jim Jordan (R) OH YELLS at Deputy AG Rosenstein House Hearing


Chairman DeSantis Questions Rod Rosenstein “Russian Dossier” at House Judiciary Committee Hearing


Rep Louie Gohmert Questions Dep AG Rosenstein


Rep. Gaetz Demands Deputy AG Rosenstein Explain Conflicts of Interest Within FBI, DOJ – 12/13/17


And…Deputy AG Rosenstein Says He Sees No Reason To Fire Mueller


NOTE: We can’t find video on Cincinnati Congressman Steve Chabot’s Interrogation of Deputy AG Rosenstein today, this was one of the Steve’s better zingers: “How, with a straight face, can you say this group of DemoRAT partisans are unbiased and will give President Trump a fair shake?” Chabot asked. “I would submit the Mueller team ought to be attired with DemocRAT donkeys or ‘I’m with Hillary’ T-shirts … and I think it’s really sad.” Way to go, Chabothead!

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— Trump’s Accusers Update —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

“Fake News Chasing Tall Tales”

The establishment or ‘legacy’ media are going to the dogs. Lately we’ve seen even more of their breathless ‘blockbuster’ news events blowing up in their faces, but it doesn’t seem to deter them from continuing to release fake news. Despite their history and money, the big dog ‘mainstream’ media are losing readers, viewers, trust, professionalism and credibility. Their historical dominance is rapidly ending thanks to truth tellers who can be found on the Internet.(MORE) 

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Riots Break Out Across Middle East

Reports from the Mideast say thousands of unwashed, hairy men in dresses are running through the streets, yelling curses, hitting themselves, and sodomizing young boys and slow barnyard animals.

While this is a normal daily occurrence throughout the region, sources say today’s actions are intensified by President Trump’s announcement that the U.S. will move their embassy to Jerusalem.

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ALABAMA— In the highly contentious special election for the vacant Alabama senator seat Tuesday, DemocRAT Doug Jones narrowly edged out Republican Roy Moore in the contest, while surprisingly popular mystery write-in candidate “Come Sweet Death” received a full 15% of the vote, the nation’s media reported Wednesday.

“It seems that a significant chunk of voters simply scrawled ‘Come Sweet Death’ across their ballots, rather than cast a vote for an extremely pro-abortion DemocRATor a credibly accused pedophile,” a commentator at AL.com said Wednesday. “Many ballots were soaked in tears or even rent in two like some kind of priestly garment.”

Political pundits claim they’ve never seen a grassroots movement supporting a write-in candidate quite as widespread as the one behind this mystery “Come Sweet Death” candidate, although the phrase was scribbled across a significant number of ballots in the 2016 presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

At publishing time, pollsters had confirmed that other write-in candidates like “Release Me From This Prison,” “Die Steve Bannon,” and “Come Quickly, Lord” had also received scattered support throughout the state.

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Tonight’s Top Three Items In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #29 Published On December 11, 1990)

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 329. There Are Now Only 1,055 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.