FRIDAY, MAY 18, 2018
Have We Finally Figured It Out?

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Trump is still putting up with all that Fake News Bullshit that comes forth from those White House Press briefings.

This has been going on for more than a year,” Kane explained. “Just look at some of last year’s Tweets.”

Last year The Blower suggested closing the press room and issuing talking points at the same time those same talking points were available on the White House Web Page.

Maybe questions from the Fake News White House Press Corps should’ve been submitted and answered in writing. The Network News Liars could’ve made up their own answers, just like they’ve always done, and  that way the rest of us could’ve seen how biased and stupid those questions really were.

But these days The White House is still suffering Daily Press Bashings from all those vile-and-disgusting Trump Haters in the Press, and last week President Trump even threatened to remove news networks’ press credentials over negative coverage, claiming recent negative comments about his presidency were “fake” news.