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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2017

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP TEN LIST —

Tonight It’s The Top Ten Reasons Ben Garrison Says DOJ Attorney General Sessions Announced “Crooked Hillary’s” Uranium One Dealings Are Now Under Review:

10. “Crooked Hillary” sold 20% of American Uranium to a Russian state-owned energy company

9. People connected to the deal donated over $140 million bucks to the Clinton Foundation.

8. Hubby Bill also received a hefty kickback from Putin in the form of an outrageous $500,000 speaking fee for an hour’s work.

7. Whitewater

6. Cheating Haiti out of billions in relief funds

5. Benghazi

4. 33,000 emails on a private server that were deleted along with phones hammered to bits (after getting a subpoena)

3. Clinton Foundation Pay to Play

2. Covering Up All Of Slick Willie’s Sex Crimes along with a lengthy list of dead folks who got Arkancided including Vince Foster

And The Number One Reason The Blower Says DOJ Attorney General Sessions announced “Crooked Hillary’s” Uranium One Dealings Are Now Under Review is…It’s Time To “Lock Her Up!”

—Tonight’s Top Three Trump Tweets  —

TONIGHT’S TOP THREE WHISTLEBLOWER NEWS VIDEOS

MARK DICE: Libtards Trying to Ruin Christmas!

AMI HOROWITZ: Bernie Fans Love Republican Tax Plan

PRAGER U: Where Does the Federal Government Get All That Money?

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

DemocRATS Award Baltimore ‘Liberal Utopia’ Honor

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K-Tel Presents DemocRAT Oldies: Let’s Resist Again!

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Nancy Pelosi Sits Down To Write Tonight’s ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ Script

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Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

WASHINGTON—Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim’s windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanic’s throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. “With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there’s nothing stopping us now—commence the bloodletting!” said Ryan, holding up the lifeless body of the local blue-collar worker as blood from his severed arteries sprayed reporters gathered at the press conference. (MORE)

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