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THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Top Story —
Trump Supporters Launch ‘Lyin’ Comey’ Website Ahead Of Memoir Release Next Week —Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —

James Comey – An ABC News Exclusive Event Airs Sunday Night 10/9c on ABC

Clinton Trashes Comey Ahead Of His Book Tour


MARK DICE: This Is Ridiculous

Leaker James Comey Is Suddenly Worried About Leaks…From His New Book

Mueller, Strzok, Comey Should The Subjects Of Criminal Investigations: Lou Dobbs

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

“All The News That’s Not Fit To Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

New Evidence Rebels Behind Gas Attack
WORLD NEWS BUREAU – A new video (below) recorded Saturday in the Syrian town of Douma provides evidence that the gas attack that killed dozens may have been perpetrated by rebels and not the Syrian military.
“We are looking at the video and based on our evaluation will determine what actions, if any, are justified,” said a Pentagon spokesperson on Thursday.


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Mandatory Social Issues Literacy Quiz For Millennials

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Trump Projected To Be Last Remaining Member Of White House By 2 P.M. Tomorrow

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 433. There Are Now Only 949 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.