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THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Story —
The Blower Is Trying To Decide On A Title For Our New Soap Opera. Fox News Likes “As The World Turns On Jim.” Someone Else Suggested “All My Weasels.” If You Think You Can Do Better, Please Let Us Know.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
Fake Starbucks Coupons Circulate Online Promising Free Coffee For Black Customers
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
Kid Anti-Gun Activist Signs Book Deal
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Anti-gun activist teen David Hogg has signed a book deal with Random House. The angry and profane pinched-face youth’s book “will demonize gun manufacturers and owners, the NRA, and conservatives in general.”
Sources say Hogg’s sister, Lauren, will join her brother in inking the book as soon as the two become proficient in writing, punctuation, and spelling.
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Some of James Comey’s memos have been released
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Nation Suddenly Worried Sean Hannity Might Not Be Completely Objective
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Nation’s Liberals Not Sure What To Think After Hearing Special Counsel Has Waterboarded Every Suspect In Trump Investigation
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 454. There Are Now Only 928 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.
