SUNDAY, JANUARY 8, 2017
Which Left More Shrimp For The Rest Of Us
Yesterday afternoon, The Blower e-mailed Persons of Consequence on The Official Whistleblower Subscribers List to let them know why their invitations had not arrived.
That surely put a damper on The Blower’s Double Secret Surprise Birthday Party Celebration for our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane last night, and that fake Twitter message from a Russian hacker announcing the event had been cancelled also kept some of the people away.
The result was: the number of local celebrities who actually showed up for the party, after the after-party, of the birthday party, was a lot fewer than we’d expected. Thankfully, Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception was on hand to shows us who actually showed up.
CINCINNATI MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY, who had claimed he would never allow a party like this to take place on his watch when he found out no Illegal Immigrants had been invited, actually attended.
SEMPER SI LEIS, who said “I’d really still rather be swimming naked at the Cincinnati Athletic Club,” actually attended.
ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS, who still hadn’t gotten over the results of his frivolous lawsuit against The Blower (back when he actually had a law license), attended the party.
DETROIT POLICE CHIEF JAMES CRAIG, who said, “I didn’t get a secret payoff from Cranley like Chief Blackwell did,” actually attended.
FOXY ROXY QUALLS, who said, “With everybody jumping into the Mayor’s Race against Cranley, maybe I should, too,” actually attended.
HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR “JAYWALKING JOE” DETERS, who said, “Please don’t ask how that guy with the same name who used all my yard signs only to lose to Hillary’s local spokes slut when he ran for Hamilton County Commission,” actually attended.
“MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT, who said, “You’ll never guess who advised me to go into business as a Dominatrix,” actually showed up.
LAURE “NOT SO CLEANLIVIN”, who said, “I’m sure the guys at The Blower will be supporting my efforts to return to Cincinnati City Clown-cil, just like they’ve always done in the past,” actually attended.
AND OUR GOOD FRIEND KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, who said, “Please don’t ask what I’m doing with my right hand,” actually attended.
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