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Special “Stupid Voter Definition” E-dition

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Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved For Research On The 2016 Election By The Presidential Historical Society Because So Many Things Reported In The 2016 Blower Are Still Just As True Today, If Not Moreso

TODAY IS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2020
Trump’s 1379th Day In Office
WHILE THE PETE ROSE BETTING PARLOR IS TAKING BETS IF OUR MORNING FISHWRAP’S SO-CALLED PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT FOR JOE BIDEN IN 2020 WILL BE AS TOTALLY DISCREDITED, JUST LIKE THE ONE THEY PUBLISHED FOR CROOKED HILLARY IN 2016
And We’re Documenting 2016’s Greatest Presidential Campaign In History With Only Four More Days Till Election Day, Remembering Our “STUPID VOTER DEFINITION” E-dition

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2016

image011Defining Dumbness Down

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane where The Blower’s rather unique definition of “Stupid Hillary Voters” came from.

image005“It just sort of evolved,” Kane explained. “In 2008, we started out with Dumb Voters Who Put Obama in the White House, and every day since then proved just how right we were. 

“Then we figured out those Stupid Voters hadn’t been ‘Born Dumb.’ They must’ve been ‘Dumbed-Down’ by the Liberal Education Establishment, so it became Dumbed-Down Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

image005“Then we spoke to some of those Stupid Voters who’d voted for all that ‘Hope and Change’ crap, and we saw how very into themselves they really were, so it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“Then we saw how often those Stupid Voters got all excited every time some Moonbat Movie Star or Pop Culture Icon said something
outrageous on TV, and it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“At some point we must’ve noticed how ‘Political Correctness’ was destroying America, and it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

image007“During Whistleblower Focus Groups before the 2012 Election, it became apparent how Uninformed these Stupid Voters really were, so it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“Watching all those Negative Attack Ads Disingenuous DemocRAT kept spewing out, we learned about DemocRAT Voters’ Short-Attention Spans, and it grew to ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

“That Stupid Black Woman in Ohio telling us she voted for Obama because of a free cell phone convinced us to make it ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’

image009“Stupid Voters who told Pollsters they thought Obama was doing a good job before the 2012 Elections was reason to make it ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House.’


image004“On Election Night, it became ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House—Twice.’

“And when we saw that Gay Darkie Reporter from Roanoke, Virginia who wore an Obama button on Election Night murder his colleagues on live TV in an attempt to start a Race War in America the way Obama had been promoting during his Summer of Racial Violence, we realized just how on target we were to say Stupid Voters were ‘Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put Obama in the White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.”

image018During Obama’s Second Term, our Divider-in-Chief became “The Positively Worst President in History,” so we began calling Obama Supporters “Dumbed-Down, Self Absorbed, Celebrity-Obsessed Politically Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History in the White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.”

And when The Blower began publishing our “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memos” which show how your Local TV Stations Get Their Liberal Bias National News Stories, our Stupid Voter Definition became “Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.”

image013Today we plan to add Hillary’s name to our “Stupid Voter Definition,” so it will now become Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.”

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