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Special “CINCINNATI CROWD CONTROL” E-dition

image008image007TODAY IS
SATURDAY, MAY 30, 2020
TRUMP’S 1226TH DAY IN OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER WONDERS WHO MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THOSE “SPONTANEOUS RIOTS ALL OVER AMERICA” EVERYBODY’S BEEN WATCHING ON TV?

And Give Those Paid Protesters a “Whiff From Hell”

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Cincinnati’s Diminutive D-RAT Mayor Cranley’s plan to save the Queen City from the ravages of the rioters wreaking havoc in Over-the Rhine these days. Do we really need to mobilize the National Guard?

Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth says Cranley should just MAKE SURE Chief Isaac sends in “The Skunk,” that ingenious Israeli crowd-control method we have previously reported that sprays “Skunk Water” over the crowd.

What is Skunk Water?

And for those who want less violent means used in handling protests, this seems to be the perfect fit, because it’s guaranteed to clear an area without the risk of casualties. It’s a riot control weapon that really works. It’s non-toxic, non-lethal, but very effective. No wonder the Palestinians want it banned. They say it makes them feel degraded. The Blower can imagine how long the aroma might last on an unwashed American demonstrator, although with most of those demonstrators, how would you know the difference?image007

Maybe we should watch another demonstration from Germany

Maybe that’s why three months after Ferguson erupted in protest over the police killing of unarmed Black teenager Michael Brown, the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department (SLMPD) added the Israeli weapon to its protest-crushing arsenal.

But what the heck, many police officers tell The Blower some of those protesters already smell pretty bad anyway!image007image008