MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2016

Support Your Local Impeacher           

Hurley the Historian reports today is the eighteenth anniversary of the day the House of Representatives voted to impeach Pants-Dropper-in-Chief William Jefferson Clinton for the high crimes of committing perjury and obstruction of justice while in office.

          Today, as a few more Congressmen are finally beginning to understand how all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, have allowed Obama’s lawless conduct to ruin America for the past eight years, the ONLY WAY to have done something about it during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term would’ve been at long last to have had the courage to use the dreaded “I-Word.”

          And as The Blower predicted, there would never be any impeachment of Obama, because Paul Ryno and John Boehner before him and their RINOs in the House along with Bitch McConnell’s Surrender Monkeys in the Senate were always too busy caving in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance they got.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

         It was supposed to be Real Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead, one of the managers at Slick Willie’s Impeachment Trial, who set out the legal requirements of perjury and accused the president of meeting all of them. But The Blower can’t forget the last time both local Congressional Lapdogs Chabothead and Wenschmidt caved in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS one more time. So The Blower yanked that honor away from Chabothead and gave it to our Only Local Conservative Congressman, Bluegrass Bushwhacker Thomas Massie, who told Paul Ryno “Hell no!”

          That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting Impeachment for Lying Bastards in the Oval Office, is pleased to permit Kentucky’s Fourth District Congressman to be today’s guest editor and choose three items plus a little Political Quiz for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

“OBAMA’S CUBAN OVERTURE” by Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen

Once the murderous regimes of Mao in China, Ho in Vietnam Nam, Pol Pot in Cambodia, Ceausescu in Romania, etc. have passed, and forward-looking leaders replace them…..then movement toward better relations with America can certainly benefit the people of a socialist state.

However, even though Fidel Castro is finally dead, the regime is still there with no desire to be friends with the US, and it was foolish for us to throw up our hands and surrender.  Cuba supports anti-American activities throughout Latin America.  Are the safe haven for Iranian infiltration. Oversee and counsel the destruction of Venezuela.  Launder boycotted arms to N. Korea, etc. etc.

The uninformed say but trade will make them friends. IT IS A PRISON!!!! Doing business with a prison doesn’t free the prisoners!!!

When France builds a hotel on that beautiful and once abundantly wealthy island…..it doesn’t benefit the prisoners. The employees are controlled by the state (warden). If some tourist even gives them a tip; and the prisoner/Cuban is caught with any foreign currency they are imprisoned. Trade doesn’t benefit the Cubans as in a free society. It benefits the Castro gang/mafia, if you will.

Cuba is a family owned and run plantation. Until the Castro brothers are replaced, free people should not empower their evil oppression.

But, what would one expect from the first president:
Whose Mother was a communist.
Whose father was a communist.
Whose step-father tired of him……removed him from his Muslim madrasah and sent him to his grandparents…..
Who in turn farmed him out to live with and be mentored by the Marxist Franklin Davis who while living in paradise (Hawaii) was a columnist in Chicago newspapers and leader in the Communist organization in Chicago…..where he eventually provided the contacts (Valerie Jarrett, et.al) who successfully ensconced him and them at the pinnacle of American power.

The Clintons (by Presidential waver) gave our rocket missile and targeting technology to China, an action that will bring even greater harm to the next generation of Americans than Obama’s desire to help the Castro gang.

Obama’s legacy will be the destruction of functioning governments in the Middle East and the gift of billions of dollars during the negotiations leading up to his final approval of a nuclear Iran.

“Brett Favre’s Wife” by Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall’s Wife, Whatever the Hell Her First Name Is

In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers – even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, etc., so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable … or familiar to you?

Hillary Clinton made the same claims as to why she was qualified to be the President of the United States and Dumbed-Down DemocRATS agreed.

She had never run a city, county, or state during her “career” as being Bill Clinton’s wife. When told Hillary Clinton had experience because she has
eight years in the White House, my immediate thought was, “So does the pastry chef.”

When it came to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and three other Americans killed, by pretending
terrorism had been defeated. Sometimes the facts can cloud the message, … sometimes the message ignores the facts.

“Today’s Top Ten List” by Larry the Redneck

They say there is good in everything, so I came up with the top ten good things that would happen if ISIS took over the country.

10. You can have as many wives as you want.

9. The XL pipeline would be built.

8. Cheap gas prices.

7. You don’t have to buy shoes anymore.

6. No more gun control laws

5. Mideast countries would now be our allies.

4. Nancy Pelosi would be relegated to servant status.

3. Gays would have to go back in the closet to avoid being beheaded.

2. Obama would have to leave the country to avoid having his head chopped off.

And the Number One Reason it would be good for ISIS to take over the country, you don’t have to look at ugly women anymore as they will all be wearing burkas.

AND A POLITICAL QUIZ By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

So, you think you know where you stand, politically. Think again. The result from this short test may surprise you and give you some food for thought. You’ll be asked just 10 questions, and then it instantly tells you your score. It shows your position as a red dot on a “political map” so you’ll see exactly where you stand.

The most interesting thing about the Quiz is that it goes beyond traditional DemocRAT, Republican, and Independent talking points.

The Quiz has gotten a lot of praise. The Washington Post even said it has “gained respect as a valid measure of a person’s political leanings.” The Fraser Institute said it’s “a fast, fun, and accurate assessment of a person’s overall political views.” One university said it is the “most concise and accurate political quiz out there.”

Click here: World’s Smallest Political Quiz

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands, like the Stupid Streetcar Supporters who put together the Cranley Christmas Carol (Parts One and Two) last year.

Stories We’re Working On

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Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most ordinary Americans would be observing Christmas:
(A) Going to church: 2%
(B) Complaining about crappy presents: 2%
(C) Watching “A Christmas Story” on TV for 24 hours straight: 2%
(D) Getting another day off with pay: 94%

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