TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JANUARY 10, 2021
ON TRUMP’S 1451st DAY IN OFFICE

“Conservative Challenges”

          This week, everybody who says Liberal Media lies about all that infighting among members of the Grand Old Party is only a distraction from all those important issues facing our nation, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

           The winner is Card-carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders if betraying President Trump last week will help any of those RINOs keep their jobs in 2022. Gary wins a commemorative “Red” map of Ohio before Hamilton County turned “blue,” a “Save Us, Alex” bumper sticker, and a promise not to be stood up against a wall and shot by the Fishwrap Fascist Firing Squad along with Conservative Ohio Congressmen Steve Chabot, Jim Jordan, and Warren Davidson for not swearing allegiance to Joke Biden and agreeing with the Official Leftist Narrative of what happened on January 6. His winning entry is:

           So what should the GOP do now?
         D-RATS surely will win the next row.
         ‘Cause every guy knows
         About all those RINOs
         That Real Republicans will now disavow.

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