SATURDAY, MARCH 3, 2018
The Liberal Agenda Continues…
Wednesday was the final day of February, and unfortunately for all our Racial Healing Fans, it was also the last day of Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month 2018 when our Feckless Fishwrappers could pull out all the stops promoting Race as the principle part of their Liberal Agenda, while other progressive causes might not have been getting their fair share of the free publicity, such as: Tolerance For Radical Islamic Terrorists, Amnesty for Future DemocRAT Voting Illegal Immigrants, Banishing All Cigarette Smokers, Baby Killing, Ecology, Feminism, Global Warming, Gun Control, Changing the Name of the Washington Redskins, More Political Correctness, Liberal Brainwashing 24/7, The Nanny State, Academia Nuts, and Improved Early Voting Access for All Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from News Liars at The Destroy Trump Media, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Hurley the Historian says on Wednesday’s date in 1859, the DemocRAT-controlled Arkansas legislature required free blacks to choose between exile and enslavement, so it’s not surprising our Quote for Today Committee chose Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s, “The Republican Party’s history is rich and chock full of emancipation and black history.”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Buckwheat Blackwell, co-winner (along with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane) of the coveted 2018 Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards, sponsored by Sambo’s Restaurants.
For those who don’t know, according to Wikipedia, Buckwheat is an American politician and activist who served as the mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio from 1979 to 1980, the Ohio State Treasurer from 1994 to 1999, and Ohio Secretary of State from 1999 to 2007. He was the Republican candidate for governor of Ohio in 2006 and got 37% of the vote against the eventual victor, Ted Strickland. He was the first black guy to be a major-party candidate for governor in Ohio.
Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting Black Republican Elected Officials, to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
Note: This homoerotic photo shows Blackwell cuddling with Kane at the Hamilton County Northeast Republican’s Club Pancake Breakfast more than a decade ago. Unfortunately for Buckwheat, the negatives were NOT destroyed.
Media Madness, by Media and Culture Blogger Darryl Parks
IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED AND YOU COULDN’T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE.
ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, National Security Adviser.
CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama’s Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications.
ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former Whitehouse Press Secretary Jay Carney.
ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie Hogan, Obama’s Deputy Press Secretary.
ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama’s Special Adviser Elizabeth Sherwood.
CNN President Virginia Moseley is married to former Hillary Clinton’s Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.
Now you know why it is no surprise the media always goes very easy on Obama’s many scandals.
Do you think there might be a little bias in the news?
POLITICAL SCIENCE TEST: FIND YOUR COMMIE
1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”
A. Karl Marx B. Adolph Hitler C. Joseph Stalin D. Barack Obama E. None of the above
2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few… and to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity.”
A. Lenin B. Mussolini C. Idi Amin D. Barack Obama E. None of the above
3) “(We)…. can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”
A. Nikita Khrushchev B. Joseph Goebbels C. Boris Yeltsin
D. Barack Obama E. None of the above
4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own … in order to create this common ground.”
A. Mao Tse Tung B. Hugo Chavez C. Kim Jong II
D. Barack Obama E. None of the above
5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”
A. Karl Marx B. Lenin C. Molotov
D. Barack Obama E. None of the above
6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”
A. Pinochet B. Milosevic C. Saddam Hussein
D. Barack Obama E. None of the above
… and the answers are:
(1) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005
I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email from a Nigerian prince.
He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE!
All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith, so he can transfer the money!
And then I received ANOTHER email. . .
It’s from a KENYAN prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
All I have to do is give him:
MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION
and pay $700 per month for a policy with only a $10,000 deductible.
Then he can make it happen!
AND A QUICKIE from Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
February Was Black History Month, And I’m Celebrating Because Obama Is Black… And Now He’s HISTORY.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
The Liberal Essence of Life
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.
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Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most white people celebrated Black Lives Really, Really History Month, used to be called Half-Black History Month in honor of the disgraced former resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:
(A) Chompin’ on chitlins at Granny’s Soul Food Restaurant: 2%
(B) Feeling really guilty: 1%
(C) Waiting to see if Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane won this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards: 1%
(D) Totally ignoring it: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
TODAY’S “LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO Maxine Waters For Admitting She Lied To Get A Social Security Card
CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE
e-mail your favorite chitins recipes today.
Some hypocrite DemocRAT items in today’s Blower were sent in by hypocrite DemocRAT, like this Black History Month Greeting from former KKK Grand Klegal, Deceased DemocRAT U. S. Senator Robert Byrd.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
“The Day Beyoncé Turned Black” – SNL
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