SUNDAY, JULY 16, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED AND SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ARE THE LOCAL MEDIA REALLY CIRCLING THE WAGONS ON THE JOHNNY BENCH APOLOGY STORY?
It’s What Liberals Live For
This week, everybody who believes Faux Outrage is always justified to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is local Black Lies Matter Activist Rastifus Racebaiter, who could hardly wait for the next organized public protest when Convicted Ditzy D-RAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter actually served her sentence, that is when Then- Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters decided to make such an announcement that week.
Rastifus wins a “Trayvon Martin Died For Your Sins” T-Shirt, an Official Jesse Jackson Race Card, nude photos of Al Sharpton’s gold-digger girlfriend, along with a chance to make a big speech at the next press conference the Cincinnati Reds call for Johnny Bench to apologize for having a bit of the bubbly and yelling out an unexplained “insensitive remark” that the Reds and the Establishment Media are treating a whole lot differently than when our curly haired moppet Thom Brenneman lost his career over a little friendly on-air fag bashing.
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake
And so are demands that they make.
It doesn’t have to be true,
When the media’s with you,
It’s what makes Conservatives shake.
And from the Anderson Laureate (Who hopes nobody calls him a racist)
Liberal outrage is all phony and fake,
It’s what makes all the Right-Wingers quake.
Because Jesse and Al,
With no rationale,
Will never give Whitey a break.
Now Here’s Tomas de Torquemada’s 16/14 Sonnet
Liberal outrage is so phony and fake,
‘Cause their teleprompter careers are at stake.
Why does Colin Kaepernick take a knee?
He’s obeying the globalist decree:
The USA will decline and decay;
The United Nations we must obey.
If you won’t salute the New World Order
By clamoring for an open border,
You can kiss all of your paychecks bye-bye:
And forget about your piece of the pie!
Liberals sell their souls to the devil
While in their huge benefits they revel.
These hirelings are really a fifth column
Their hatred is paid for, their vow is solemn.
But freeze Soros’ assets and watch the result:
The end of the leftist money-grubbing cult.
Perturbed in Park Hills Says
Liberal outrage is so phony and fake.
I keep wondering what on earth it will take
To rid our country of this leftist disease –
Their lies, dirty tricks and perpetual sleaze.
For starters, we need fearless voices of truth
To speak what’s become forbidden and uncouth.
The rainbow crowd, BLM, this scam-demic,
All Soros’ fascist mobs that are systemic,
Have one thing in common: they are all possessed
With hatred of our country, a land once blessed.
Narcissism and Marxism, a toxic brew,
Is what liberals are serving up to you.
Actually, nothing on earth can stop this scourge:
It comes straight from Hell and there’s only one purge.
Divine Intervention’s our only way out,
So if you think you’re the slightest bit devout,
Get down on your knees and get busy praying
That His Majesty will commence to slaying
The dragon that nurtures the godless Deep State
And rescue us from a tyrannical fate.
Finally, From Anne Finally
Liberal Outrage Is All Phony And Fake
But Americans who say “Gimme a break!”
Have taken the right pill – its color is red –
So they know with whom the Deep State is in bed.
Leftist hysterics: a reaction to truth?
Nah, follow the money, if you care to sleuth.
Hey, Karens! We know you’re on $oros’ payroll,
Thoroughly trained to be a well-paid a-hole.
Cold cash for foaming at the mouth right on cue:
The American dream you’re happy to screw.
As for mostly polite thugs from BLM,
Who earn million-dollar pads for their mayhem,
They’ve taken an oath to destroy Western Civ:
The Black Panther 60s they try to re-live.
Legal baby-killing, their chic cup of tea,
Woe betide you if you dare to disagree!
Then there’s Liz Cheney, that dumb blonde RINO queen,
Her hatred of Trump is the source of her spleen.
The J6 Show Trial’s a collection of fakes,
A cabal of perfidious Deep State snakes..