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Special “Monday Message” E-dition

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MONDAY, AUGUST 7, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— TONIGHT’S TOP FOURTEEN SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITES —

Kayleigh Mcenany Left CNN Yesterday. Today, She Made Her Debut On Trump TV

Talking Points Redacted In Clinton-Lynch Tarmac Meeting Docs


Hannity To Rosenstein: Stop Mueller’s Mission Creep


DOJ Fires Back At Chicago’s Sanctuary City Lawsuit Threat


Chelsea Handler: Arrest People Who Make Racist Jokes


Trump Slams ‘Phony Vietnam Con Artist’ Blumenthal On Twitter

‘Anthony Miller’ Pauly Shore CNN Interview on Trashing Jim Acosta at White House Briefing


Gutfeld: Kaepernick Controversy Continues


Maxine Waters Says She Is “So Glad” Confidential Information Is Being Leaked

Dershowitz: Waters Cries Wolf Whenever She Cries Racism


Gun Control Works

New Spelling Bee Rules For Trump’s America

The West Wing: Trump Reboot

Bill Whittle: SJW, SURPRISE!

— TODAY’S CLASSIC POSTER —
  (From The Blower’s “Patriotic Posters” E-dition)

—Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion —

John Kelly Roots Out Remaining Priebus Sympathizers Hiding In Tunnels Throughout White House

WASHINGTON—Systematically eliminating any resistance to his new position as the president’s chief of staff, John Kelly moved through the White House on Friday rooting out any remaining Reince Priebus sympathizers hiding in tunnels throughout the residence. “I’ve gotta stamp them all out, every last one,” said Kelly, a retired Marine Corps general, dropping a grenade down a shaft in which he’d heard rustling from several White House aides loyal to his predecessor. “There was a real nasty pocket of ’em near the Briefing Room that still refused to recognize any press secretary except Sean Spicer. I had to smoke them out with tear gas and gut ’em one by one. These bastards sure don’t go down easy. Some of them keep trying to implement Priebus’ agenda right up until the moment they finish bleeding out.” At press time, Kelly had emptied a can of gasoline into a crawl space hiding several Anthony Scaramucci loyalists before setting it ablaze with the butt of his cigar.

MORE FAKE NEWS AT THE ONION

— Tonight’s Ben Garrison Moment — 

​​”Dirty Politics” 

After losing the election in a spectacular manner, Hillary and Podesta invented the ‘Russia/Trump collusion’ fairy tale not only as an excuse, but also as a means to divert attention away from their very real criminal corruption. They love to blame their enemies for the evil that they themselves commit, which is an old Saul Alinksy trick. Using the Clinton Foundation as a money-laundering operation, Hillary accepted ‘pay for play’ cash from Russia as part of her Uranium One deal. While she was Secretary of State, her husband received $500,000 for a speech he delivered in Moscow. Putin was obviously buying influence from Hillary. Now that she’s not president and can’t easily cover up her traitorous misdeeds, she found it necessary to paint President Trump as the traitor. 

Hillary is using Mueller as her personal bloodhound. He’s out sniffing on a trail with no scent, but he still hopes it will lead to President Trump regardless. A far less pristine trail leads to crooked Hillary as well as Obama, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and many others.
………Read More at the Cartoon Blog 

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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 201. There Are Now Only 1,183 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.