WE’RE STILL CATCHING UP,
SO THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS FOR WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 09, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE GETTING READY FOR THE 2023 SCHOOL BOARD ELECTIONS

Last Week, Before The Queen City Blue Hamilton County Board of Elections Announced The Names Of People Wanting To Be On The Forest Hills Board Of Education, Members Of The Anderson Apocalypse Wondered If This Time There Would Be Any Really Worthy Candidates.

 

But Last Time All The So-Called Republicans Voted To Jack Up Your School Taxes. Maybe Unworthy School Districts Attract Unworthy Candidates

 As A Candidate, Here Are Some Campaign Planks:

 Only Two Semi-Annual Board Meetings. All Business

 

Monthly Meetings Alternating Between The Dog And Pony (Awards And Music Groups) And Court Jester (Parent, Consultant, Outside Agitator Commentary)

 

Annual Financial Audits By Independent Auditors

 

Next Time Maybe We’ll Actually See The Names Of Some Worthy Candidates

And The Apocalypse Will Continue 

ANTI-WOKE POLICY POSITIONS SUPPOSEDLY IN EFFECT SINCE JAN 06, 2022

ATTENTION FHSD STUDENTS: YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO READ THESE E-DITIONS BECAUSE OF ALL THE BIG WORDS

REMEMBERING OUR BELOVED MURDERED REDSKIN