TODAY IS
SATURDAY, JUNE 08, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED-UP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 12 MORE DAYS

So You’re Finally Willing To Admit You Were Stupid Enough To Vote For A Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike Last Year On May 2nd’s Dumbed-Down Voters Day That’ll Cost Your Family Thousands More Dollars For The Forest Hills School District To Pour Money Down The Drain.

Did You Ever Think Of What A Famous Person Had To Say?

Jesse Ventura said, “If you don’t vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.”

Rule #7

RULE NUMBER SEVEN ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:

Always Listen To Celebrities. If They’re Rich And Famous, They Must Be Smart.

Rule #6

Get People To Spend As Much Time As They Can On Facebook Looking For Solutions To Their Difficult Problems.

Rule #5

A Procrastinator Will Always Be A Dumbed-Down Overtaxed Payer And Will Never Accept Responsibility For His Lazy And Stupid Mistakes So He Can Find A Way To Do Better In The Future. Rule #4
It’s Easier To Blame Someone Else For Your Own Lazy and Stupid Mistakes Than To Accept Responsibility And Find A Way To Do Better In The Future.

Rule #3

It’s Normal For You Not To Know All That Complicated Information So There’s Nothing For You To Worry About. Trust Them. Has The Government Ever Lied To You?

Rule #2

Don’t Let The Suckers Know How Much They’re PayingRule #1

They’ll Probably Forget!