TODAY IS
MONDAY, JUNE 10, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED UP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 10 MORE DAYS
So You’re Finally Willing To Admit You Were Stupid Enough To Vote For A Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike For A Poorly Run School District On Last Year’s May 2nd Dumbed-Down Voters Day That’ll Cost Your Family Thousands More Dollars For The Forest Hills School District To Continue To Pour Your Money Down The Drain.
But Don’t Ask a Real Estate Agent For Advice. He knows how your Large and Unnecessary Tax Hike for a Poorly Run School District in December will make your house worth less and harder to sell.
No doubt he’ll be convincing you to move to Clermont County where Real Republicans Rule and would never have been stupid enough to put a Large and Unnecessary Tax Hike for a Poorly Run School District on the ballot for Dumbed-Down Voters to Approve.
Rule #9
RULE NUMBER NINE ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:
Real Estate Agents Know Too Much And Should Be Avoided Like The Plague.
Rule #8
Teachers and School District Employees Will Always Be In Favor Of Your Large And Unnecessary Take Hikes.
Rule #7
RULE NUMBER SEVEN ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:
Always Listen To Celebrities. If They’re Rich And Famous, They Must Be Smart.
Rule #6
Get People To Spend As Much Time As They Can On Facebook Looking For Solutions To Their Difficult Problems.
Rule #5
A Procrastinator Will Always Be A Dumbed-Down Overtaxed Payer And Will Never Accept Responsibility For His Lazy And Stupid Mistakes So He Can Find A Way To Do Better In The Future. Rule #4
It’s Easier To Blame Someone Else For Your Own Lazy and Stupid Mistakes Than To Accept Responsibility And Find A Way To Do Better In The Future.
Rule #3
It’s Normal For You Not To Know All That Complicated Information So There’s Nothing For You To Worry About. Trust Them. Has The Government Ever Lied To You?
Rule #2
Don’t Let The Suckers Know How Much They’re PayingRule #1
They’ll Probably Forget!
