TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2021
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND JOKE BIDEN* ALREADY KILLED TRUMP’S 1776 COMMISSION TO PREACH PATRIOTISM INSTEAD OF PROGRESSIVE PROPAGANDA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
And Not Really Knowing Where Their Money Was Going
These days, Members of the Anderson Apocalypse are still trying to figure out how stupid voters were for increasing their Hamilton County Schools Taxes by unwisely approving their latest Forest Hills School District Tax Hike Scam, while Hamilton County Treasurer Jill A. Schiller (whoever the hell she is) is now reminding everybody to make sure they have a lot of extra cash in their checking accounts on June 21 to cover those humongous checks they’ll have to write to pay their Jacked-Up Hamilton County School Taxes.
MORE FOOLS FOR SCHOOLS JOKES
April Fool’s Day is too good an idea to use just one day a year. In that spirit, June 22 (the day after schools taxes must be paid) is hereby declared SCHOOL TAX FOOLS DAY for all Forest Hills School District over-taxed payers. A few years ago on that day of humor and enjoyment, we will again hear jokes like these:
“We are going to move the buses off the Anderson campus.” SCHOOL TAX FOOLS! We moved the administration building off the campus instead and are going to put the buses right where that building was in full view of Beechmont Avenue plus eat up some athletic fields. Hahahahaha!
“We are going to renovate Anderson High School.” SCHOOL TAX FOOLS! Not any time soon even though we made it out to be so critical that you had to pass our Big Fat Levy – like right now! Hahahahaha!
“There is plenty of money in this levy to renovate our schools to new.” SCHOOL TAX FOOLS! We never said there was enough money for furniture! We begged for the levy so now you can go beg for donations to buy something for the kids to sit on. Glad to see you are doing just that. We just totally love our foolish, obedient sheep. Hahahahaha!
“We would never ever consider bowing to political pressure to change the name of the Anderson Redskins. SCHOOL TAX FOOLS! Hahahahaha!
“We board members represent our community’s conservative politics.” SCHOOL TAX FOOLS! We wouldn’t dare to stop elementary schools from suggesting alternative activities to watching historically significant events like inaugurations as an important opportunity to educate about how our country works. Hope we remembered to make everyone watch the big protest the next day. A raging Madonna is definitely historic as well as hearing that the new president bathes in Cheetos dust. Hahahahaha!
You can see more Fools For Schools Jokes at School Board Meetings on Anderson Community Cable.
