SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 2018

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Will Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the 2018 Black Family Reunion at Sawyer Point? You Bet! As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa, along with checking out all those Black Tennis Players at the Western & Southern Open.   

And over at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, “Guess what our big story is going to be today.”

Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says at Sawyer Point, Kane will probably run into Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, who could explain to Kane how easy it is to pick up fat black floozies. Remember when the J-J-J-Judge used to say, “I like my women like I like my coffee?” Can you imagine his fantasies when he got to sentence some of those floozies to jail?

At last year’s Black Family Reunion, Kane witnessed that heartwarming story of Charles Black, who’d been kidnapped by sharecroppers in Alabama as a child and spent his last 68 years trying to find his real family. Hearing about the Black Family Reunion in Cincinnati, Black hitchhiked for three days from his one-room shack in Tuscaloosa to get here. That night at Sawyer Point, he asked everybody, “Am I a member of your family?” Finally, at closing time, he was sitting dejectedly on a bench when our Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston stopped by. “Please tell me, bro, am I a member of your family?” Charles asked.

“No, you honky bastard!” said the Natester. “Now get your raggedy old white ass outta here!”

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this passage from the very popular 2002 movie “Barbershop”: “There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should’ve gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Honda in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn’t do nuthin’ but sit her Black ass down!” Later in the movie, the same lovable character said, “Fuck Jesse Jackson.”

Hurley the Historian says this week in 1858 people in Illinois were getting ready for the Lincoln-Douglas Debates on the issue of slavery to begin, and if they were reporting on Racism in America today, would Bumbling Joe Biden still be playing the Race Card by telling black folks Republicans are going to “put Y’ALL back in chains.” Not to worry: Obama said Biden’s remarks are never considered racist and Obama plans to mark this year’s Anniversary of MLK’s “I Have A Dream Speech” with yet another fundraising speech. DemocRATS issued Talking Points advocating using this summer’s Orchestrated Race Riot in Charlottesville to attack President Trump, not to mention every Republican opposed to desecrating Confederate Monuments, dead or alive.  And the President of the Missouri Chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS (NAALCD) says that Racist Rodeo Clown wearing an Obama mask better not show up at the Missouri State Fair again this year, while at NAALCP Headquarters, they’re calling for a boycott of the NFL. The organization says the league treated free agent Colin Kaepernick unfairly for his un-American protests during the national anthem.

The Blower remembers six years ago at this time during the 2012 Presidential Campaign on PMSNBC’s “The Cycle,” the group discussing Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney‘s assertion that Obama should “take his campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago.” We heard Co-host Touré claim Romney was engaging in the “Niggerization” of Obama, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, and we wondered how in the world was the New York Times was supposed to put that word in a front page headline? And when were we supposed to start calling their stuff the “Honkyfication” of Romney anyway? Three years ago, a Martha’s Vineyard photographer quietly deleted photographs of Obama dancing during those Race Riots in Ferguson, Missouri after they went viral online, but thankfully that photo is still available at The Blower. And can you imagine what Kneepad Liberals in the Press would’ve done with a picture of a White Republican President partying during a Race Riot! Oh, the Hypocrisy! 

Black teen unemployment continued to be really high during the Age of Obama, but it was still only half as high as the Black Illegitimate Birth Rate. A great many black teens who wanted to work couldn’t find jobs, all of which will forever be a stain on Obama’s economic record. The last time a DemocRAT Presidential Candidate faced a Republican challenger with the Black unemployment rate that high was 1980. In that year the DemocRAT, President Carter lost. But in 2012, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19 were getting free Obamaphones. So that took care of that little “Jobs Problem.”

Yesterday, Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall remembered when George Will said that two of greatest days in baseball were the day Frank Robinson was hired as the first black manager and the day he was fired for being a bad manager.

Poverty was still soaring under Obama. And if the number of people on food stamps wasn’t high enough, the federal government was still running ads trying to get people to sign up and vote DemocRAT, while the Biased Main Stream Media along with most Black leaders were still giving Obama a pass.

Members of the Congressional Black Caucus never run out of their own hypocrisy, making excuses for our Ex-Affirmative Action President, especially Ethically Challenged Maxine Waters (the loud-mouth, left-wing congresswoman from South Central Los Angeles, home of the 1992 Rodney King riots).  This week, Tammy Bruce said while cooler heads were calling for an end to Leftists’ current fascist behavior, Mad Maxine decided more mob action would be good. Speaking to a group in Los Angeles, she didn’t call for an end to the menacing; instead, she encouraged it. No wonder The Trumpster includes her as a leader of the DemocRAT Party.

Former Black GOP Florida Congressman Alan West says, “Maxine is just one of those Black leaders who are nothing more than overseers on that 21st Century plantation out there where the DemocRAT Party has forever taken the black vote for granted. And now people on that plantation are beginning to become upset because they’ve been disregarded and disrespected, and their concerns were not cared about. So I’m here as the modern-day Harriet Tubman to kinda lead people on the underground railroad away from that plantation into a sense of responsibility.”

The Blower remembers seven years ago this weekend when ABC was actually covering thousands of Black Americans camping out for a job fair in Atlanta. That kind of coverage happened during the 2012 Presidential Campaign and the head of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) was busy dismissing accusations that Vice President Biden’s “chains” remark was an appeal to black voters, saying the charge “makes absolutely no sense.”

And that would also never happen today, unless someone other than a DemocRAT had made the supposedly offensive remark. Remember the endless outrage after an NAALCP gathering in 1992 when Presidential candidate Ross Perot was talking about inner-city crime and drug use, and Perot dared to use the expression “you people” and “your people” to describe the offenders and the victims? At least Perot didn’t say “Y’All.”

2012 GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain still has a website called Cain TV. It’s a collection of short videos— patriotic, inspirational and conspiratorial – and a sometimes a bit kooky. Cain had foolishly hoped African-American voters would finally be getting the facts about the Republican Party and begin to turn away from their traditional pattern of voting for DemocRATS, no matter how harmful the D-RATS’ policies were for Black Folks. The Black former Pizza Company CEO claimed his talk radio program would be key to such a transformation and that’s why Liberals were seeking to resurrect the Fairness Doctrine. Maybe that was true in Atlanta, but certainly wasn’t the case here on Da Buzz.

The Blower remembers when Lincoln Beware was talking to a white guy who claimed he was taking “for all white people,” saying it was wrong for the cops to shoot innocent black men but why don’t blacks get upset with black on black shootings? Then Lincoln said, “Everyday in America a white guy shoots a black guy and it’s never reported.” (Especially in Southern States like Missouri) The caller questioned Lincoln and told him he had nothing to back up that up with, and Lincoln claimed it’s true it’s never reported by the white press! That’s the kind of trash talk that really fuels racism.

          Four years ago today, The Idiotorial Staff at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap did their usual Politically Correct job of regurgitating their 2001 Riots coverage while asking if “Ferguson could happen here…again,”  but our always hawk-eyed readers pointed out that they caught Cincinnati’s last Real Police Chief on CNN that Friday morning and his partner, our Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood, on different stations around the country giving sensible advice on this issue. Meanwhile, our local racial racketeers and riot rooters who brought us the “boycott” announced that they were going to go to Ferguson to “help.”

Will our Black GOP Former Clown-cilman Charlie Windbag working the crowds at the 2018 Black Family Reunion to remind folks Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican? Maybe our Blue Chip Young Republicans could sell T-shirts with that message. Perhaps Alex T., Mall Cop GOP could even buy a meaningless ad in the program like he did during the NAALCD convention. And what do Black people really think about all that diversity on Alex’s Hamilton County RINO Party web page? 

Meanwhile in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this weekend NoKY leaders are still congratulating themselves for getting the Great Inland Seafood Fest to move across the river from Cincinnati. But this week, nobody’s talking about trying to get the Black Family Reunion to relocate on the south shore, too. And in Anderson, they’re hoping Kneepad Liberals in the Press don’t call them “Racist” just because someone suggested moving the Annual White Family Reunion during Anderson Daze at Beech Acres

          Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane he thought any of those black pastors who opposed Obama’s support for gay marriage would be at this year’s Black Family Reunion. “Probably not,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “Because even if they showed up, they’d never get on TV.”  

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Racist Black Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, winner of today’s “Liberals Say The Stupidest Things Award,” for claiming the police officer who shot Michael Brown is an “Obvious Criminal,” without knowing a single fact of the case, like that poor misunderstood yoof who got himself shot was the primary suspect in a strong-arm robbery of a $48.99 box of cigars from a convenience store which was caught on surveillance video.

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