TODAY IS
TUESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2023
TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE ANDERSON APOCALYPSE APPROVED THIS MESSAGE

Edjumacation in America

As students return to school, Trump Bashers in the Press continue their dumbing-down process for 2023. 

Whacko Liberals want to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers’ unions will have more money to donate to Disingenuous D-RATS.

Elected officials continuously running for re-election on November 7, 2023, in only “76” more days keep telling you how much they really, really care about education.

The D-RAT Controlled Hamilton County Board Of Elections says there are currently five candidates for the Failed Forest Hills Board Of Education, and yesterday the Angry Andersonian reported that none of those candidates had as yet seemed smart enough to get his or her name on The Blower Ballot.

School Boards are already getting ready to ignore Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (which says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth-grade students old enough to vote for Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden*s D-RATS. 

Radical Leftists in Anderson Township will continue protesting for Diversity, remembering when Turpin High School’s Poster Boy for Diversity got himself arrested for threatening blow up a school bus and kill a big bunch of white students.

And does anybody remember when Forest Hills Local Schools posted a deceptive video on Facebook and Twitter with Superintendent Scott Prebles urging residents to vote for a 4.7-mill operating levy in November without having all of the facts, according to Jeanne Houck, at Cincinnati.com?

The National Education Association still wants teachers to blame America for Radical Islamic Terrorist attacks on September 11, especially during Ramadan (whenever the hell that is).

Public “Education” has become indoctrination and distraction. You can watch another video here.

Failed Public School Systems want voters to pass Dumbed-Down Tax Hikes like they did on May 02, so they can piss away more over-taxed payers’ money down public education rat holes.

Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters continue to give low marks to America’s public schools, and most remain convinced that the graduates of these schools aren’t ready to go to college or even just to work. Meanwhile, most Americans with school-age children will wind up spending more money getting them ready for school than they did a year ago. The majority of adults believe parents should have choices about their children’s schools. Voters still don’t believe U.S. schools are producing the kind of graduates needed for this country to remain competitive with the rest of the world. 69% think U.S. public schools don’t provide a world-class education. The Blower remembers when Arne Duncan, Obama’s secretary of Education, proposed that parents across America keep their children out of school for a few days after Labor Day to pressure Congress into passing more gun control laws. Most adults with school-aged kids opposed such a protest and were concerned it would take away from classroom time. Few Americans give U.S. Public Education positive marks. Most Americans favor more school spending until the price tag is attached. And most say school textbooks are more concerned with Political Correctness than Accuracy.

And this year, teachers are once again totally prepared to spew their noxious notions and promote their leftist agenda as they indoctrinate your children.

Here Are Just a Few Examples:

Your self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

When something bad happens to you, it’s always someone else’s fault.

Donald Trump hates all little children and you should tell your parents to vote for Joe Biden.

There is no Debt Crisis, only a school funding crisis.

When you grow up, the government will guarantee you a job that’s fun. Other people must support you, if you don’t feel like working.

Barack Hussein Obama was the greatest president in history and Al Gore invented the Internet.

Donald Trump was an incompetent war-monger who could never be trusted, and he is still to blame for all of our country’s economic problems.

All money belongs to the government.

Rich people don’t pay enough taxes.

All DemocRATS are kind and good, while all Republicans want to kill your grandmother.

Free condoms should always be available at the school nurse’s office.

Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than Biden*s 87,000-Armed IRS Agents with orders of shoot-to-kill.

The Monkey-Pox virus is spread by a lack of over-taxed payers’ money.

You must be against capital punishment but for abortion. In short, you must support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

The job of the news media is to attack right-wing racist extremists and protect all liberals.

All trial lawyers are selfless heroes and all doctors are overpaid.

Businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

Only Republican CEOs and Members of Congress are crooks.

Gender roles are right-wing propaganda, but being homosexual is perfectly natural.

Global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in climate than by yuppies driving SUVs.

The NRA is bad, because it stands up for the bad parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it stands up for the good parts of the Constitution.

Rosa Parks, Cesar Chavez, Gloria Steinem, and Cindy Sheehan are more important to American history than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, or Benjamin Franklin.

Thomas Jefferson fathered an illegitimate black child.

Presidents Harding, Roosevelt, Kennedy, and Johnson were guilty of infidelity and were not punished while in office.

The only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

You should never ask why your teacher’s children attend private schools.

Attending schools with a “Redskins” mascot will make you a racist.

Anytime somebody says something you don’t like, the other person must stop.

Ebonics means lazy Black people can spell words any way they want.

Forget Cursive. It’s too damn hard.

If you play sports, you won’t need good grades.

You have the right to free health care.

The purpose of a tax cut is to increase over-taxed payers’ money for teachers’ salaries.

There is no place in school for the Ten Commandments and you don’t have to say the Pledge of Allegiance out loud and Progressive School Board Members don’t have to participate.

When you grow up, you’ll have the right to a new car, a nice house, big-screen TV, a DVD player, or anything else you want.

It is truly unfortunate that the Anderson Apocalypse is the only place local voters can find out what’s really happening the only place Forest Hills voters can read about what’s happening in their school district.

When you grow up, the government guarantees you’ll be happy.

It’s OK for children in middle school to have oral sex because President Clinton did it.

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Some Remedial Education items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Remedial Education subscribers, but we could always use more.

 Whistleblower Video of the Day

Enough Indoctrination in Schools! Boom!

Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today. An Ad Showing The Endorsed Conservative Candidates For The Forest Hills School Board Was Supposed To Go Here As Soon As The Local Republican Party Published One.WARNING: FOREST HILLS SCHOOL DISTRICT STUDENTS MAY NOT UNDERSTAND THIS E-DITION BECAUSE OF ALL THE BIG WORDS