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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

Tonight’s Top Three Items In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #28 Published On December 4, 1990)

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—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — 

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Signs $200,000 Five-Year Extension

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Trump Ridicules NAACP

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – President Trump took to social media on Wednesday to respond to the National Association of Colored People (NAACP) president’s remarks that he should skip the opening celebration for a civil rights museum in Mississippi (below).

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^{The First Lady of Christmas
Women To Look Up To Held A Contest For A Christmas Tree Topper And Hillary Won In A Landslide}

Nation Fondly Remembers Time Just Two Years Ago When Everyone Said Gay Marriage Wouldn’t Affect Christians

U.S.—Filled with a sense of nostalgia for the simpler time just several years ago, the nation looked back fondly on the time when everyone said Christians shouldn’t care who marries who, according to sources from around the country. (MORE)

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Trump Promises U.S. Will Continue To Recognize, Preserve Palestinians’ Historic Refugee Camps

WASHINGTON—Vowing that the ancestral shantytowns would endure, President Trump promised Wednesday that the United States would continue to recognize and preserve Palestinians’ historic refugee camps. “Today I pledge to Palestine our ongoing acknowledgement and commitment to maintaining the… Continue Reading

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