Daily Archives: June 11, 2024

“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (06/09/2024)

SUNDAY, JUNE 06, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-SIXTH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —

Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.

 Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

A guy we’ll call “TRANS-TAMER Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if PELOSI’S BOY TOY would be flying the Gay Flag during June’s Gay Pride Month at his inconveniently located office in Lebanon, Ohio.

“Just like at when he was at Cincinnati City Hall,” Kane explained.

TO SEE GAY PRIDE PARADES ACROSS AMERICA, CLICK HERE

THE ONIONBABYLON BEENOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORTGannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?

TODAY’S MESSAGE FROM TEAM JOE

Did you see Jimmy Kimmel’s message? He reached out yesterday because one lucky supporter will get a chance to meet President Obama AND President Biden AND George Clooney AND Julia Roberts!

Our contest closes at midnight tomorrow, but Jimmy didn’t want a single member of this grassroots movement to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity — especially supporters like you.

So don’t wait another second! Answer Jimmy Kimmel’s last-minute call and chip in a $25 contribution — or as much as you can spare — for a chance to meet two presidents and two movie stars in Los Angeles!

Thank you,

Biden HQ

NO TRUMP RALLIES SCHEDULED

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.

But first, we must see a Corleone  Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 146 days before the 2024 elections.