TODAY IS SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 03, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-NINTH DAY-CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE
MEANWHILE, YOUR JACKED-UP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 01 MORE DAY
Fixing Our Fixes
With everybody’s jacked-up Hamilton County Property Taxes due on Monday, Political Insiders at this morning’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Forest Hills’ May 02 Tax Hike Scam Dumbed-Down Voters were stupid enough to support.
“I think we need to fix our fixes,” Kane explained. “For years The Blower has been enlightening the electorate about our “Three Quick Fixes” to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess.
(1) No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
(2) Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents tax forms for free, and
(3) Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!
Unfortunately, our “Three Quick Fixes” don’t include “School Tax Hike Scams,” and really stupid voters who don’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash Public Schools are already pissing away…
…which of course includes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Second Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, then gave Obama a Third Term By A Real Lack Of Election Integrity For illegitimate Resident Joke Biden*, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channels 5, 9, 12, 19 and Spectum, and don’t forget out Feckless Fishwrappers.
And most important, School Taxes should not be included with your mortgage payment and should be voted on at the same time over-taxed payers are writing those really big checks to the County Treasurer, twice a year.
More Later From Our Angry Andersonian…
Whoever In Hell He Is
