TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 24, 2024
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-NINETY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICEAND YOUR SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 11 MORE DAYS

So You’re Finally Willing To Admit You Were Stupid Enough To Vote For A Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike On May 2nd’s Dumbed-Down Voters Day That’ll Cost Your Family Thousands More Dollars For The Forest Hills School District To Pour Money Down The Toilet.

Don’t Ask Your Child’s Teacher Or School Employees For Advice. They’ve All Gotten Their Big Pay Raises And Will Be In Favor Of YOUR Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike.

Especially The Ones Who Don’t Live In The Forest Hills Tax District And Like You, Have To Pay It.

Rule #8

RULE NUMBER EIGHT ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:

Teachers and School District Employees Will Always Be In Favor Of Your Large And Unnecessary Take Hikes.

Rule #7

RULE NUMBER SEVEN ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:

Always Listen To Celebrities. If They’re Rich And Famous, They Must Be Smart.

Rule #6

Get People To Spend As Much Time As They Can On Facebook Looking For Solutions To Their Difficult Problems.

Rule #5

A Procrastinator Will Always Be A Dumbed-Down Overtaxed Payer And Will Never Accept Responsibility For His Lazy And Stupid Mistakes So He Can Find A Way To Do Better In The Future. Rule #4
It’s Easier To Blame Someone Else For Your Own Lazy and Stupid Mistakes Than To Accept Responsibility And Find A Way To Do Better In The Future.

Rule #3

It’s Normal For You Not To Know All That Complicated Information So There’s Nothing For You To Worry About. Trust Them. Has The Government Ever Lied To You?

Rule #2

Don’t Let The Suckers Know How Much They’re PayingRule #1

They’ll Probably Forget!