TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2024
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-NINETY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND YOUR JACKED-UP EXTENDED SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 16 MORE DAYS

Our Angry Andersonian Was Snowed In Today, So He Called Hamilton County’s Biden-Blue Ditzy D-RAT Treasurer, Whoever The Hell She Is, To Ask Why His Property Tax Bill Due In 16 More Days Was 50% Higher Than Last Time.

The Biden Blue Ditzy D-Rat Treasurer’s Office Told Him To Call The Ditzy D-Rat Auditor’s Office Because It Looked As If His Property Values Had Been Jacked Up A Lot.

The Biden Blue Ditzy D-Rat Auditor’s Office Told Him Not To Forget He Was NOW Paying For The Additional Dumbed Down Tax Hike That Had Been Unanimously Approved By The Conservative School Board That Dumbed-Down Forest Hills Voters Had Approved On May 02.

That Made It Hard For Him To Tell How Much Of His Jacked-Up Tax Increase Was Because Of The Disingenuous D-Rats Or His Fellow Voters.

So When Our Snowed-In Angry Andersonian Called The Blower To Complain, The Andeson Apocalypse Operator Told Him Not To Forget That He Was Also Paying His Jacked-Up School Taxes On Snow Days When Schools Were Closed.