Special “Christmas Eve Day” E-dition


HEADER-DECEMBER 24 CHRISTMAS EVE DAY   It’s Always More Blessed to Receive

            image004Hurley the Historian says the exact date of Jesus’ birth is not known, but that’s not a good enough reason to change all the calendars.  Plus, tonight as usual, TBS and TNT will be airing “A Christmas Story” twelve times during Christmas Eve and Christmas. Politicians will be exploiting Christmas every chance they get. We’re wondering if it’ll be as bad as it was a couple of years ago when in Washington State, somebody nailed Santa to a cross to protest Christmas commercialism, and in New Zealand, drunk Santas stormed a movie theater, leaving children really confused.

The reason we’re seeing more Christmas scenes taking place at Joseph’s carpenter shop in Bethlehem instead of the stable in Nazareth (70 miles away) is due to a change in Roman Catholic Church policy of favoring Matthew’s version of the story as opposed to the other three New Testament authors. Besides, they found a sponsor for the carpenter shop location:  Black and Decker.

Our Quote for Today Committee selected Bad Santa’s “It’s always more blessed to receive.” Our Pervert Porn Checker e-mailed us a picture entitled “How to get what you want for Christmas,” and sure enough, it showed Santa getting a BJ. And if you think that’s in bad taste, The Blower remembers that Corporate Christmas Card the Greedy Weasels at Clear Channel sent to some of their soon-to-be-fired employees who once again received no Christmas bonuses that year. But things are looking a little bit better this year, especially after Congress finally passed Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden*s $1.7 Trillion Porkulus Package and some companies started giving out big bonus checks.

I Is it always better to give or receive? Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says, “Just ask all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Joke Biden* Election Riggers Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House and get all of their local “fake news” from our Lying Leftists in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap, and on Channel 5, 9, 12, 19, and especially Spectrum.

More Christmas Crap

image007When we last left our over-the-top Obamamaniacs Tom and Rose, Rose had just returned from a very short stay in the hospital where she was being treated for frostbite. Tom was preparing to head home from his volunteer fund-raising job at National Public Radio to cheer up Rose’s day with a nice bouquet of Obama-loons. But, before he left the office, Tom cooked up another real surprise for Rose by booking a trip to the Holy Land on Priceline.com, using his new MoveOn.org credit card. “I’ve always wanted to see the birth place of the savior,” said a happy Tom. “And, I hear this is an especially nice time of the year to visit Hawaii, the State that gave us our Obamessiah!”

Speaking of Hawaii: This Christmas  The Blower misses seeing All Our Obamas spending Christmas on Oahu just like they did for eight straight years when he was in office. At least this year federal and local over-taxed payers aren’t likely to be left with another holiday bill that tops $4 million in borrowed money for the Obama family’s security and travel expenses to the exclusive retreat known for its turquoise waters and rolling surf.

On the other hand, at least this year President Trump wasn’t in office so he didn’t have to cancel Christmas In Florida to deal with Schumer’s Shutdown.






 What if Bobby Leach handled Santa’s Correspondence?

image010Dear Santa:
Please send me a baby brother.

And Santa wrote back: “Send me your mother…”image013

 The Amazing Chabot Head Decorated for the Holidays with the Star of Dubya on Top



An e-mail From Santa

         Dear Friends:

image013It’s the night before Christmas and I’m really pissed. I’ve cussed out the elves and I’ve thrown down my list.
Those miserable brats, those ungrateful jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
I’ve busted my ass for nearly a year. Instead of “Thanks a lot, Santa,” what do I hear?
The old lady bitches ’cause I work late at night. The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better, those assholes from the IRS just sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes, if that ain’t damn funny. Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?
And the kids nowadays, they’re all just the pits. They want the impossible, those mean little shits.
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds. Assembling dolls…their arms, legs, and their heads.
I made lots of yo-yos. No request for them. They want computers and robots… who am I, IBM?
Flying through the air, dodging those trees. Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I’m quitting this job. There’s just no enjoyment. I’ll sit on my fat ass and collect unemployment.
There’ll be no Christmas this year. Now you know the reason.
I found me a blonde. I’m going South for the season.
Maybe next year, you’ll get something nice. But tonight just for you, I have some advice.
Get up off your asses. You have until dawn. Wal-Mart will be open, till everything’s gone.image013

image015Now Here’s Another Holiday Safety Tip

            Your friends at the Newtown Fire House say, “Please remember: Grandma is flammable.”image013


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Some politically incorrect items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally politically incorrect subscribers.image013

Whistleblower Christmas Videos

Bobby Leach’s All Time Favorite Christmas Song


Is it Christmas Yet?

Drunk Santa

Merry Christmas, Bitch!

A Doggy Christmas Surprise

White Trash Christmas

If Ten Percent is Good Enough for Jesus

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