TODAY IS
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-FIFTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER’S DAILY COVERAGE OF THE CLERMONT CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN CONTINUES
Uneducated Ohio Second Congressional District Voters Are Still Wondering What Happened At Wednesday Night’s Clermont County Screening Committee Meeting That Caused Danny Bubp-Kis To Drop Out Of The Race Suddenly, Especially After He Got All That Publicity In The Highland County Press By Claiming He Was “Considering” To Be A Wenstrup Wannabee.
It Is Not Yet Known If Bubp-Kis Will Have To Relinquish His Spot In The Blower’s Annual “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days Of Christmas Later This Year.
The Fifth Verse Of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas” was sent in by Lt. Colonel Danny Bubp-kis, about whom “Mean Jean” lied on the floor of Congress and she wound up as a laughingstock on “Saturday Night Live.”
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me,
Five Libelous Liars,
Four Screeching Tires,
Three Borgman Cartoons,
Two Red Dresses,
And One Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.
It’s really beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, isn’t it, Portman.
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