TODAY IS
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 08, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-FIFTY-SECOND DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND FROM WHAT’S LEFT OF THE REPUBLICANS IN BIDEN BLUE HAMILTON COUNTY

Our Omega Republican Man Says For Many Years Persons Of Consequence And Facebook Friends Had Been Reading About The Amazing Chabot Head At Christmas Time. All You Had To Do Was Add Water And Watch His Hair Grow.

But This Year We Still Haven’t Heard Anything From The Hamilton County Republican Party About The Homer Simpson Character Chairman Alex Says Is Supposed To Be Taking Back Ohio’s First Congressional District, And The Disingenuous D-RAT Taking Steve Chabot’s Place Is Balder Than A Cue Ball.