TODAY IS
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 08, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-FIFTY-SECOND DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER’S DAILY COVERAGE OF THE CLERMONT CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN CONTINUES
December Daze For Wenstrup Wannabees Update
The Adams County Travel And Visitors Bureau Says Their Amish Christmas Tree Lights Conveniently Located In Suburban West Union, Ohio, [Wherever In Hell That Is] Are Always The Biggest Event In Adams County In The Heart Of Ohio’s Second Congressional District During The Yuletide Season. 
People Will Drive From All Over Ohio’s Second Congressional District Just To See The Fantastic Flickers, And This Saturday The Occasion Will Be Even More Historic Because Retiring Millionaire Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup Will Be Throwing The Switch To Turn On The Display.
Call “Bronze Star’s” Office At (513) 474-7777 For A Ticket To The VIP Party. Both Jewish Families In Adams County Will Be Invited To Participate In Their Homes By Lighting Candles On Their Hanukkah Menorahs.
And With Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane And The Conservative Crew From Congress, Saturday’s Event Will Really Rock.
Plus, Overpaid Campaign Consultants For All Five Officially Announced [But Currently Not Yet Endorsed] Wenstrup Wannabees Are Planning To Have Their Conservative Candidates [Charles In Charge From Clermont County; Derek Myers from Ross County; Larry Kidd From Jackson County; Tim Ohara from Hamersville in Brown County; And Niraj Antini From Outside The District] On Hand For The Campaigns’ Customary Groveling For Donations, Photo Ops, And Enjoying The Amazing Amish Christmas Lights Display.
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