SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-SEVENTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER WILL BE HONORING REAL HEROES NEXT WEEKEND

The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit and Knowing You’re Shit
Every year around this time the Whistleblower’s Garrulous Grammarian tries to explain the proper way to spell next weekend’s Federal Holiday, and every year we see examples of how all those people don’t seem to get the word. Obviously, they must not be Persons of Consequence who subscribe to the Whistleblower Newswire.

So which is the correct way to spell Monday’s Federal Holiday, you might even see mentioned in The Fishwrap or on TV?

Is it
A. Veterans Day
B. Veteran’s Day
or C. Veterans’ Day

The answer is “A. Veterans Day,” which does not include an apostrophe but does include an “s” at the end of “veterans,” because it is not a day that “belongs” to veterans, it’s a day for honoring all veterans.

So whenever you see it written with an apostrophe (either “Veteran’s Day” or “Veterans’ Day”), it would be incorrect.

And we’re not just talking about Dumbed-Down, Vote-Cheating, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden* and get all of their information from our Leftist Liars in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, 19, Spectrum and lest we not forget Your Morning Fishwrap, who can’t spell “Veterans Day” correctly. We’re also talking about all those really big woke companies that spend all that money on advertising and still can’t spell the name of the holiday correctly, like last year when this incorrectly spelled Kroger ad appeared on the front page of Sunday’s Fishwrap. Shouldn’t someone at that worthless rag would have noticed?

We’re also talking about all those really big companies that spend all that money on advertising and still can’t spell the name of the holiday correctly, like that time we noticed an incorrectly spelled Kroger ad on the front page of The Fishwrap. Shouldn’t someone at that worthless rag have noticed?

Veterans Day Misspellings Hot Line
E-mail Your Egregious Examples Today!

And Don’t Forget…
The Anderson Veterans Society is now accepting reservations, where Veterans of all races, creeds, and sexual orientations can begin boarding the busses for Anderson Township’s Ninth Annual Veterans Day Grub Crawl at what used to be Ohio Second District Congressman Bird Colonel/ Podiatrist “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s Office, located at 7954 PFC James Miller IV and Staff Sergeant Richard T. Pummill Memorial Highway (aka Beechmont Avenue), so Anderson Veterans can visit every one of the 487 area restaurants in Anderson and the surrounding tri-state areas offering Free Food for Veterans on Veterans Day 2023.