TODAY IS
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2023 TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER’S DAILY COVERAGE OF THE FAILED FOREST HILLS SCHOOL BOARD ELECTION CONTINUES

Earlier Tonight In Our Facebook Flashback E-Dition We Remembered Today Is The Anniversary Of “The Forest Hills Sexting Scandal” Where A Turned-On Trio Was Accused Of “Sending Explicit Sexual Messages To Each Other” During School Hours And Using School Accounts And Devices.

 Curiously Enough, Our Two Favorite Oversexed High School Students—The Amorous Andersonian And The Turgid Turpin—Were Not Involved.

The 2017 Sexting Scandal Actually Occurred In The Forest Hills School District Office: Director Of Business Operations Ray Johnson Resigned And Treasurer Rick Toepfer And Aroused Administrative Assistant Beth Brulport Were Put On Paid Leave.

 These Days They Would Probably Have To Repaint The Office Walls To Remove The Sexting Directions

Like They Recently Had To Do To Remove Their Woke Propaganda At A Middle School