WE’RE CATCHING UP, SO THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS FOR WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2023

TRUMP’S NINE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER’S DAILY COVERAGE OF THE FAILED FOREST HILLS SCHOOL BOARD ELECTION CONTINUES

Meanwhile, at The Anderson Apocalypse, Everybody’s Waiting To See Which Republican Senate Candidate At The Clermont County Republican Party’s Annual Southwest Ohio Pancake Breakfast On Saturday Morning Promises To Close The Department Of Dis-Education.

At The Same Time, We’re Coming Up On Dr. Irving Dullahan’s Favorite Time Of The Year. Halloween Followed Quickly By Election Day Seems Hauntingly Juxtaposed To The Esteemed Political Analyst.

“First, A Celebration Of Imaginary Ghosts, Goblins, Demons, Cruelties, Evil, Absurdities. Then, An Elevation Of Creepy Politicians To Offices From Which To Bring The Essence Of That To Reality. How Clever!”

We Asked Him About The Forest Hills School Board Election.

“Delightful Event! Reminds Me Of The Spooky Old Tale “The Legend Of Sheepy Hollow”.”

He Continued.

“Sheepy Hollow Was For Many, Many Years A Peaceful School District Held In High Regard. The Inception Of Its Demise Is Lost To History But The District Came Under A Spell.

“Five Jinxed Horse Riders Rode In. Similar To Those Of The Apocalypse – Pestilence, War, Famine, And Death With Their Weapons Of Destruction. The Fifth Rider Wielded Another – A Rubber Stamp.

“As The Four Carried Out Their Compulsions To Spread Wokeness, Political Turmoil, Deficit Spending, And A Quickening Spiral Downwards In Performance And Reputation, The Fifth Made Their Actions Indelible.

“Although The Residents Once Had The Ability To Banish The Marauding Riders, They Became Unable To Do So. Under The Spell They Were Headless Sheep, Lacking The Intelligence And Will To Enforce A Reversal Of Fortune.

“The Herd Followed The Similarly Headless School Administration Which Was Infiltrated By Wolves In Sheep’s Clothing Leading Them Away From The Green Pastures Of Education And Into The Ravines Of Social Training Where The Trusting Children Were Easy Prey.

“Spell-Bound Sheepy Hollow Created A School District That Failed By Its Own Hand. And Since Reputations So Mindlessly Squandered Are Impossible To Regain, The School District Became Forever Lost.”

Dr. Dullahan Smiled And Walked Away In His Halloween T-Shirt.