Remembering When The House Passed A Bill To Remove Confederate Statues From The Capitol
Confederate Song – I Wish I Was In Dixie Land (with lyrics)
See, Flags Do Kill People, Too
The Daily Currant reported seven people were killed when a Confederate flag walked into an Alabama shopping mall and started shooting.
According to local reports, the flag entered Cherrywood Mall outside Huntsville armed with two AK-47 assault rifles, a P 228 handgun, and several grenades. It immediately proceeded to unload its ordinance on unsuspecting shoppers.
In addition to those killed, 23 people were injured and are currently being treated in area emergency rooms. Several are in critical condition and not expected to survive.
The flag’s motivations are uncertain at the moment. However, according to witnesses, the flag did specifically target White people with Northern accents.
“The flag chased us down the hallway screaming ‘Die, Yankees Die!’,” says Justin Anderson, an aeronautical engineer originally from New Hampshire. “Luckily flags don’t move very fast, so my girlfriend and I managed to outrun it.”
Lucy Patterson, a homemaker from New Jersey wasn’t so lucky. Both her legs were blown off when the flag lobbed a hand grenade at her feet.
“It looked straight into my eyes, pulled the pin, and threw a death ball my way,” she says. “It was so cold-blooded. Almost as if it weren’t human.”
Shortly thereafter the flag turned the gun on itself, shooting itself in the pole several times. Rushed to Huntsville Beth-Israel Medical Center, it was pronounced dead on arrival.
Confederate flags have increasingly been committing mass shootings in the South. Although retailers like Wal-Mart and Amazon have belatedly banned their sales, the existing stockpile of flags should be considered armed and extremely dangerous.
“It’s a real tragedy,” says Doug McMillion, the CEO of retailer Wal-Mart, “We should have stopped selling Confederate flags sooner. Think of how many flag-on-human shootings we could have prevented.”
Meanwhile, every FAKE NEWS outlet in the country has already begun Blaming President Trump.
NOTE: The Blower says this was satire. It didn’t really happen.
But all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama and Biden Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, 19, and Spectrum might not have known the difference.
THE LATEST POLLS: While Obama, Crooked Hillary, Disingenuous D-RATS, Liberal Social Warriors, and the Destroy Trump Media desperately seek to exploit racial divisions for political gain, the majority of Americans continue to wonder why so many remain intolerant of the Confederate flag while they, simultaneously, pretend to oppose the flag out of a mistaken sense of “tolerance.” But during the past several years with all that orchestrated outrage over the Confederate flag, a whopping 70% of Americans and an even greater percentage of Persons Of Consequence Subscribers to The Blower wanted the federal government to leave the “Stars and Bars” the hell alone.
