TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JUNE 06, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 14 MORE DAYS

 It Really Would Be Hard For You To Admit You Were Stupid Enough To Vote For A Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike On May 2nd’s Dumbed-Down Voters Day That’ll Cost Your Family Thousands More Dollars For The Forest Hills School District To Flush Down Their Education Sewer.

But You Have To Start Figuring Out How To Do Better In The Future Right Away.

Rule #5

RULE NUMBER FIVE ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM THE DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:

Make It Easy For Dumbed-Down Voters To Continue To Put Things Off.

Rule #5

A Procrastinator Will Always Be A Dumbed-Down Overtaxed Payer And Will Never Accept Responsibility For His Lazy And Stupid Mistakes So He Can Find A Way To Do Better In The Future. Rule #4
It’s Easier To Blame Someone Else For Your Own Lazy and Stupid Mistakes Than To Accept Responsibility And Find A Way To Do Better In The Future.

Rule #3

It’s Normal For You Not To Know All That Complicated Information So There’s Nothing For You To Worry About. Trust Them. Has The Government Ever Lied To You?

Rule #2

Don’t Let The Suckers Know How Much They’re Paying

Rule #1

They’ll Probably Forget!