WHEN LAST WE REPORTED
IT WAS FRIDAY, MARCH 04, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TRUMP-ENDORSED PRIMARY CANDIDATES SEEMED TO BE DOING VERY WELL
GARY GRIPER HAD JUST WON THE WEEKLY WHISTEBLOWER LIMERICK CONTEST WITH THIS ENTRY
Here’s why Republicans like TEA
(True Republicans, not RINO debris):
It gets them back to their roots
And away from liberal “fruits”
Like the unending Congressional spending spree.
ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN*S STATE OF THE DIS-UNION SPEECH PROMISED EVERYTHING WOULD BE FIXED WITH A WAVE OF HIS MAGIC GOVERNMENT WAND.
BIDEN-SUPPORTING LOSER/NEVER-TRUMPER SCHNOZZY HEIMLICH SAID HE’D RUN IN A PRIMARY AGAINST THE MOST POPULAR TRUMPOPHILE CONGRESSMAN IN THE REDDEST COUNTY HE CAN FIND IN OHIO.
AND FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS SAID IT WAS MORE FUN WRITING ABOUT CONGRESSMAN CHABOT’S EX-CAMPAIGN MANAGER THAN HIS SCANDAL-PLAGUED D-RAT OPPONENT
A WISCONSIN JUDGE HAD JUST RULED DROP BOXES WERE ILLEGAL WHEN THE WISCONSIN ELECTIONS COMMISSION (WEC) GAVE UNLAWFUL GUIDANCE IN THE 2020 ELECTION
SOME PEOPLE WERE EVEN STARTING TO MISS TRUMP IN THE WHITE HOUSE
AND HERE’S WHY THE CORRUPT CAPITOL POLICE DIDN’T BLOCK THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6
MEANWHILE, CONSERVATIVE BLUEGRASS CONGRESSMAN MASSIE HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
FAUCI ADMITTED “We’re Not Going To Eradicate” Covid”
THE BLOWER REMEMBERED WHEN YOU COULDN’T FIND A JANUARY SIX CARTOON
YOU COULD HARDLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SATIRE AND THE NEWS
EVERYBODY WAS WONDERING IF OUR NEW CONSERVATIVE SCHOOL BOARD MEMBERS HAD MADE ANY PROGRESS ON ALL OF THOSE THINGS VOTERS HAD ELECTED THEM TO DO
BUT TODAY IS
TUESDAY, MARCH 08, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-TWELFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER IS REALLY MISSING TRUMP’S MEAN TWEETS AND $1.79 GASOLINE
